Posthole Anonymous

[Danny Silverman]

Hello. My name is Lugia. It has been three months since I last buried my posthole, and a good two months since I had less than seven posts to respond to. I am a posthole addict, and I am here to offer support to those of you who are in the same boat and wish to learn the ways of the rapid posting.

Please, share your posthole stories. We shall not judge, but support you as we find our ways out of our postholes of doom.

Thank you.

[Dr. Theo Atwell]

Hello. My name Is Neki and I am a posthole addict. No matter what I do I can't stop making all these awesome threads with all these fun characters. I seen to be in a posthole perpetually. I'm a glutton for punishment and still want to make new characters for this wonderful forum.

and that is my story.

[Levi Xu]

Hello Lugia.

Hello Neki.

Hello, my name is Tony and I am a posthole addict.

Between seven characters and admin duties, I am always owing somebody something. I am very sorry.

[Harmony Muller-Barton]

Hello everyone.

My name is Abi and I'm a posthole addict. And I fear it shall only get worse because on top of my posthole, I can't seem to stop checking out the Wanted Ads or the PB's We'd Like to See thread. I know it's crazy to add another character when I'm already in the hole with the six that I have...but it's an addiction.

Also...can we get some free coffee and donuts here?

[Cobalt Weaver]

Hello everyone.

My name is Kayla and I am not only addicted to posts, I am also addicted to characters. I have six characters, all of whom are relatively active because I like Feelings-drama.

I am going to cut myself off someday. I swear.

[Angela Chambers]

Hi everybody.

My name is Lauren. My addiction has become so bad I sometimes use that alias Cuppy. Sometimes even CC. I am... Addicted to the posthole. I am always in it. I have four characters, going to be making a fifth in the near future. I currently owe 13 posts. And that's after slowly working it down from twenty. I never do not owe somebody a post.

I would apologize... But it'd be a lie.

And I still want more! GIMME ALL THE THREADS! *clears throat* Thank you.