The Wild Woods (open)
Sept 13, 2010 18:02:00 GMT -5
Post by Joshua Bernstein on Sept 13, 2010 18:02:00 GMT -5
Joshua Bernstein was not a nature lover. To be sure, he believed firmly in preventing global catastrophe by green living, but nature herself frightened him. When he went to commune with nature he went to Central Park, all clipped hedges and trimmed lawns and jostling, rowdy crowds, or else he'd go sailing on the Hudson River, the city skyline always in view. There was no getting lost in the park or on the river; he could always find his way back home again.
In contrast to the tame bits of nature New Yorkers allowed in their City, the woods surrounding Pilot Ridge seemed menacing; It was easy to believe that some wild Pan lurked in the woods, ready to drive mad the unwary traveler while his wooded refuge imperceptibly encroached upon Man's territory, ready to swallow the town without warning.
The wilds were constricting. Confining. In the City he felt free, able to go anywhere he wanted: Take the Subway and he'd be in China and then only a few more blocks and he'd be in Italy. In reality New York City was a tiny place compared to the expanses of wooded Vermont, but the very density made it seem more vast, more connected, more free. The woodlands penned him in, kept him away from Civilization.
And he was loathe to admit Pilot Ridge into his very exclusive body of Civilization. As far as he was concerned it was the Middle of Nowhere, and he had prejudices about places that existed in the Middle of Nowhere. Vermont, as a whole, was not as urbane and cosmopolitan as his home state. In fact, it irked him quite a bit that Vermont of all places allowed gay marriage when New York didn't -- never mind that a cursory knowledge of Vermont's demographics should have told him that this made absolute sense -- because New York ought to have been more advanced than the rest of the country, ahead of the curve on social issues as well as art and fashion. Sometimes he forgot that the whole of the state wasn't wrapped up in the echo chamber he lived in.
Vermont did, of course, have its good points -- and not all of it had to do with marriage (a right he was unlikely to avail himself of at this late point in time.) For instance, cheaper retirement living. That was definitely a bonus. And the presence of Sean: Any place that had Sean Neville was fortunate. The overabundance of perilous, untamed nature was more than made up for by the presence of his friend.
Right at the moment, however, retirement living and Sean were not at the top of his mind. He'd decided that a walk was the perfect thing and as he was supposed to be avoiding people he didn't know he'd decided to venture into the woods. What had seemed like a perfectly logical path had instead turned into a maze, and soon he'd gotten lost, unable to decipher where the path lay among all the tree roots and pine needles. He couldn't even navigate backward, as one tree looked much the same as the next. And so he walked aimlessly forward, flipping cell phone open and closed as if somehow it would have miraculously recharged itself and hoping that the end of the woods would come if he just walked far enough. He felt like Mole, venturing into the forest against Rat's advice and his own better judgment. Perhaps he would stumble upon the abode of Badger, or some comparable kindly hermit. Unlikely. It was more probable that if he found anyone it would be that sociopath of Sean's. Wouldn't that just be perfect, if he got himself murdered in the middle of the woods after all the warnings about avoiding strangers?
He sighed and pressed one hand to his forehead. He hoped Sean wasn't trying to get hold of him, because I know I promised to answer the phone but I forgot to recharge it and then I got lost in the woods when I took a walk on a whim even though I don't particularly care for nature and am not very good with directions wasn't something he wanted to explain.
"These woods are never ending." He complained, shoving his useless phone back into his pocket and kicking a pine-cone out of his way in irritation. "There should be mile markers. At least then I'd have an idea of whether or not it was even worth continuing to walk or if I need to just give up now."
In contrast to the tame bits of nature New Yorkers allowed in their City, the woods surrounding Pilot Ridge seemed menacing; It was easy to believe that some wild Pan lurked in the woods, ready to drive mad the unwary traveler while his wooded refuge imperceptibly encroached upon Man's territory, ready to swallow the town without warning.
The wilds were constricting. Confining. In the City he felt free, able to go anywhere he wanted: Take the Subway and he'd be in China and then only a few more blocks and he'd be in Italy. In reality New York City was a tiny place compared to the expanses of wooded Vermont, but the very density made it seem more vast, more connected, more free. The woodlands penned him in, kept him away from Civilization.
And he was loathe to admit Pilot Ridge into his very exclusive body of Civilization. As far as he was concerned it was the Middle of Nowhere, and he had prejudices about places that existed in the Middle of Nowhere. Vermont, as a whole, was not as urbane and cosmopolitan as his home state. In fact, it irked him quite a bit that Vermont of all places allowed gay marriage when New York didn't -- never mind that a cursory knowledge of Vermont's demographics should have told him that this made absolute sense -- because New York ought to have been more advanced than the rest of the country, ahead of the curve on social issues as well as art and fashion. Sometimes he forgot that the whole of the state wasn't wrapped up in the echo chamber he lived in.
Vermont did, of course, have its good points -- and not all of it had to do with marriage (a right he was unlikely to avail himself of at this late point in time.) For instance, cheaper retirement living. That was definitely a bonus. And the presence of Sean: Any place that had Sean Neville was fortunate. The overabundance of perilous, untamed nature was more than made up for by the presence of his friend.
Right at the moment, however, retirement living and Sean were not at the top of his mind. He'd decided that a walk was the perfect thing and as he was supposed to be avoiding people he didn't know he'd decided to venture into the woods. What had seemed like a perfectly logical path had instead turned into a maze, and soon he'd gotten lost, unable to decipher where the path lay among all the tree roots and pine needles. He couldn't even navigate backward, as one tree looked much the same as the next. And so he walked aimlessly forward, flipping cell phone open and closed as if somehow it would have miraculously recharged itself and hoping that the end of the woods would come if he just walked far enough. He felt like Mole, venturing into the forest against Rat's advice and his own better judgment. Perhaps he would stumble upon the abode of Badger, or some comparable kindly hermit. Unlikely. It was more probable that if he found anyone it would be that sociopath of Sean's. Wouldn't that just be perfect, if he got himself murdered in the middle of the woods after all the warnings about avoiding strangers?
He sighed and pressed one hand to his forehead. He hoped Sean wasn't trying to get hold of him, because I know I promised to answer the phone but I forgot to recharge it and then I got lost in the woods when I took a walk on a whim even though I don't particularly care for nature and am not very good with directions wasn't something he wanted to explain.
"These woods are never ending." He complained, shoving his useless phone back into his pocket and kicking a pine-cone out of his way in irritation. "There should be mile markers. At least then I'd have an idea of whether or not it was even worth continuing to walk or if I need to just give up now."