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[Joshua Bernstein]

Age 54, Leftist Radical, Disney Princess
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Family
Dr. Sean Neville (spouse)
Charlotte Bernstein (mother)
Tomer Berelowitz (nephew)
Bailey Summers (former foster daughter - adopted by her family)

Exes
Rebekah Katzenberg
Simon Fournier
Saul Goldblatt
Sanjay Balachander

Coworkers
Janice Adams (former Partner)
William Charles (former partner)
Damien Tremblay (Law clerk)
Niko Gallo (former intern)
Anthony Freudenberger (former intern)
Vincent Verax (former intern)

Friends
Riley Adams & Danny Silverman
Cobalt Weaver & Ben Rhodes
Josef Muller & Damien Tremblay
Walter Jenkins & Debra Jenkins
Stefan Spencer & Lamppost
Dr. James Campbell &Chase Campbell
Lahja Morgan & Abe Milton
Linda Hu & Tanja Ziegler
Cecil Wathren
Ben Gerst
Cee Cohen
Thomas Hayes
Robert Cook
Yulia Sokolov
Ferris Macklin
Mike Batista
Lyn Ivchenko-Lewis
Calvin Brewer

Other
Anastasia van Drakke It's complicated
Yue Chun He's her regular/She's volunteered for his campaign
Lucy Clayton Former mentoree

[Joshua Bernstein]

Writing Challenges

Doom Hammelpocalypse. | Stand alone
Captive A world without Hammel...|Crazy!Sean AU
The Mother Ship Ever wonder why every man over 40 in PR are gay or bi? Aliens, that's why.|Stand  alone
Aether Shanty Ginny is an airship pirate. She and her crew rescue Eli from Sidra and Vincent. He's not particularly grateful. S|teampunk!Ginny AU
Once Upon a Time three beautiful princesses, a prince and an ogre.|Standalone
Run Away With You Bby!Danny rescues bby!Cobalt from Hammel and it is adorable|Stand alone
Hammelotr: Cobaltli's Wish Hammel and LotR mix in ways that should never happen|Stand alone
No Regrets, Just Love What the title says |Babyverse
Rewards Vampire!Ginny|Stand alone
Iras and Charmion Fives and Esme have an epic, centuries spanning romance.|Stand alone
Food Fight There's a food fight in the cafeteria!|Stand alone
Sleep Like A Dream Evil Robert/Civil War!AU Epilogue
All a Dream A ridiculous dream with evil!Ginny and aliens|Standalone
Clockwork Clockwork!Sean finds himself alone in the City|Clockwork!Sean
Quick Draw Captain Ginny and Estelle get into some trouble| Steampunk!Ginny
Timely Capt. Ginny and Estelle get separated from the rest of their crew| Steampunk!Ginny
Gallon Kiko visits Georgia|Canon
Avocado Why Josh buys the soap scent he does|. Canon
Bifocals Judge Bernstein lets some bandits out on bail |Western!AU
Dive Mariposa and Jen in Waterdeep| Forgotten Realms!AU
Bagel Josh on a Christmas date.| Canon
UniversalWestern!Kiko and Rome run away to be bandits|Western!AU
Stiff Hart buys his first packer|Canon
Lucid Josh and his father have a conversation. |Canon
Slip Levi and Evan come after Capt. Ginny|Steampunk!Ginny
Fork Mari and her party run into trouble|Forgotten Realms!AU
Paper Thin Terrence reflects on racism|Canon
Squished Tarak and his brother look for their cat|Canon
Fortune Mari and Sean rescue Jen|Forgotten Realms!AU
Scramble Josh attempts to make breakfast|Canon
Expanse Young!Josh doesn't understand his feelings. |Canon
Faster Everyone is a step ahead of Capt. Ginny|Steampunk!Ginny
Billion Faerun has too many gods|Forgotten Realms!AU
Tumblr Hart makes a WE-ndesday post|Canon
Reality Josh and his family |Canon
SpringJosh returns to his family for spring break after they have transferred him to keep him from his boyfriend|Hammel!Josh AU
Reach Continued from Spring, Josh finally is able to contact Sean. |Hammel!Josh AU
Free Robert Bernstein's life and death in AU wherein non-powered people are enslaved. Trigger warnings for suicide and the holocaust|Baseline Slaves!AU
GardenJosh is in the hospital and his sister comes to visit.|AIDS AU
SummerJosh and Sean pack up after a trip to Europe with Greg|Canon
Fall Josh and Sean are on a double date camping trip....not with one another, though.|Stand alone
Drive Within the same universe as Spring and Reach, Danny and Josh decide to go on a roadtrip to meet Sean and Cobalt. |Hammel!Josh AU
Voodoo Josh is superstitious |Canon
Totally Not the Hellmouth Vampire!Josh
Dog Days Josh's education snobbery gets him in trouble.
The Coventry Carol Josh's father's family
Glasses Missing Persons
Cold Vampire!Josh became mortal. Now he has a cold.
Not Just a Cliche What do you do if breaking up means death?
1096, Germany The massacre of the Jewish community at Worms during the First Crusade
1160, England The Anarchy brings a Jewish refugee and a novice monk together
Disconnect the Dots The one I hate myself for
Post Possession Crisis Ghostbusters AU
Dear Diary Gratitude. Slave!Josh
The Bar

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Other

No Regrets, Just Love: Babyverse Stories

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AU

AU: Listen to them, children of the night Vampires and Hunters!
AU: Punky's Dilemma Josh answers a personal ad
AU: All Our Tomorrows Separated by homophobic parents, Josh and Sean finally manage to contact one another. Told as a series of letters.
AU: Another GalaxyJosh tries to help Captain Neville after rescue from Eva
AU: This Was Inevitable High school
AU: Soft Parachutes Josh thinks he is a spy
AU: The Ring of Bahamut Cecil is a half-orc tavern owner. Josh is a half-frozen cleric
AU: Oh What a Thrill Wheelchair!Josh and Child Soldier!Sean all grown up
AU: Something So Right
AU: New Kid Blues Josh has recently moved to Pilot Ridge.[/url]
Pigs, Sheep, and Wolves Vampire Josh and Hunter Sean on a stakeout
AU: Broken Curses Josh is no longer a dog
Ready Steady Go Following up on New Kid Blues. With Salem and Zac
Letters Never Sent With Sean in a coma, Josh has to go through his documents. Instead he finds snapshots of Sean's life.
Welcome to Hammel Players find themselves transported to the world they've helped create
Baby Driver Babyverse!
Our Riotous Defects DnD!Verse
The Sun Comes Up and Crowns the Mountain Kingthe same universe as All Our Tomorrows
Further to Fly
Just Another Day gender bend
Spirit Voices Josh tries to go on dates with his ghostbusting boyfriend.
Strawberry Fields Forever Vampire Josh and Hunter Sean have plans
Triumph of Disintegration Trekkieverse
Rose of Aberdeen Josh studies abroad in Dublin
And what became of the monk the monk the monk? a follow up to Ready Steady Go
Notes Josh and Sean share a textbook
Josh and Sean discuss their forays into online dating
Rewrite Sean buys a typewriter
Armistice Day Western!Sean and Josh, before they move West
Questions for the Angels Continuation of Strawberry Fields Forever
Take Me To the Mardi Gras Continuation of Spirit Voices
Holly, Jolly President Bernstein
Guys and Dolls Josh and Sean are toys
No One Is Lost Amnesia

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Misc. Journals

Questionnaires
Questionnaire Part II
Myers-Briggs
August 2014 Current Events
AIDS 1981-1985
AIDS 1986-87

[Joshua Bernstein]

HISTORY

1960

Joshua Bernstein is born

1963

Measles vaccine introduced, and so Josh gets it
catches mumps

1964

Catches Rubella (pandemic between 64 and 65 in the USA)

1965

Journal Entry Josh annoys his older brother and his babysitter.
May 24th = His younger sister, Talia, is born
Journal Entry Josh and Matt visit another family for Sabbath
Writing Challenge: Magic Josh meets baby Talia
Journal Entry Josh is self-sufficient
Photo Josh's first day of Kindergarten
Journal Entry Josh's first day of Kindergarten

1966

Journal Entry Josh has chicken pox

1970

Journal Entry Josh's family reacts to the Kent State shootings and their aftermath.

1972

Journal Entry Josh and Bekah discuss Rabbi Sally Priesand

1973

Josh's Bar mitzvah
Journal Entry one if the neighborhood children manifested.
Journal Entry Josh's parents have a discussion that hits close to home

1975

Journal Entry Josh and his high school friends are politics nerds.
Journal Entry Josh and Donald hang out
Journal Entry Josh is bad at Home Ec

1976

Journal Entry Josh and a friend attend a protest
Journal Entry Jimmy Carter won the election~
Journal Entry Josh and Donald do homework together

1977

Journal Entry Orange juice summer.
Photo Josh and Bekah

1978

Journal Entry Nor'easter f 78
Journal Entry Josh and his girlfriend on V'day
Journal Entry Josh skips prom
Jounal Entry Josh has a disastrous high school graduation
Photo Josh and his siblings
Journal Entry Josh moves into college!
Journal Entry Josh is helpful
Journal Entry Josh's first experience with alcohol doesn't go well
Journal EntryJosh wants his dad's approval
Journal Entry Josh and Daphne
TIME WARP: Kodachrome Josh and Sean attend a costume party during Josh's freshman year of college. This leads to a game of Never Have I Ever...alone in Sean's room.
Time Warp: Better Act Now Greg and Josh go costume shopping
Journal Entry Josh's roommate is interested in Daphne

1979

Time Warp: All of a Tremble Josh and Sean's nascent relationship.
Time Warp: Study Buddies
Journal Entry First Valentine's Day together
Ain't Many Guys Travel Around Together Spring Break -- Call with Sean
Time Warp: Bleecker Street
TIME WARP: The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy) Josh and Sean move in to their first apartment
Time Warp: Boat Club Sean takes Josh sailing for the first time
Journal Entry Josh runs into his childhood friend.
Journal Entry Josh and Sean make some new friends.
Journal Entry The Radicals see a jazz band
Journal Entry The Radicals take a road trip to DC
Journal Entry Arriving at the hotel
TIME WARP: Ancient Custom Josh has a question about Christmas. Sean would know, right?

1980

Journal Entry Josh and Sean have a V'Day in.
Journal Entry Josh and Sean meet a street artist.
Time Warp: Comfort Where We Overlap Josh and Sean speculate
Journal Entry Josh reacts to Lennon's death

1981

Journal Entry Sean's parents leave and Josh is relieved
The Whole Tapestry of One's Life Josh and Sean discuss Sandra Day O'Connor
Journal Entry Josh gets his tattoo
Journal Entry Donald and Josh grow apart

1982

Journal Entry Josh's 22nd birthday is not a happy one.
Acquires baccalaureate
Journal Entry Josh meets Devon, a morning friend

1983

Begins JD program
Journal Entry Josh wants summer internships
Photo Josh and his siblings

the nebulous period of time that is The Break Up

Journal EntryJosh talks to Matt about relationships
Journal Entry Josh doesn't feel good about his decision
Journal Entry Josh's father helps him move into a new apartment
Journal Entry Josh meets a neighbor
Journal Entry Immediately after prior entry Josh reads the letter
Journal Entry Sausage

1985

Begins LLM program
Journal Entry Josh reacts to the Goldmark murders.

1986

Journal Entry Hands Across America

1987

Journal Entry Matt and Michelle announce their engagement

1988

His brother Matt is married.

1989

Journal Entry Josh watches a movie

1990

Something Snapped Me Out of a Dream I Was Having Josh has a study date.
Journal Entry Josh's thoughts on Simon
Journal Entry Simon likes avocado
Graduates with his JSD
Journal Entry Josh studies for the Bar
Journal Entry Josh makes friends with a coworker
Journal Entry Josh's new coworkers have opinions

1991

journal entry Simon and Josh break up
Journal Entry Josh is mistaken for an intern

1992

Journal Entry Josh goes to a bar
Journal Entry Josh is superstitious
Journal Entry Josh is lonely. The location and music don't help

1993

Journal Entry Josh has an important realization

1994

Journal Entry Talia informs Josh of her engagement

1994/1995

Kathy's Song Sean informs Josh of his engagement
Journal EntryJosh informs his family of Sean's engagement
Everything Put Together Falls Apart Sean has heavy news

1995

Journal Entry Josh meets Saul
Journal Entry Matt and Michelle have their first child
Journal Entry Josh is clueless
Journal Entry Talia's Rehearsal Dinner
Sister, Talia, marries

1996

Journal Entry Josh's Valentine's Day
Perfect Young Summer Summer fun with Saul
Journal Entry Hanukkah with the Bernstein/Berelowitz family. Everyone knows something Charlie doesn't. Josh doesn't realize any of them know.
Journal Entry Saul likes bagels.

1997

Goodness Knows I Saw It Coming The New Year's Party
Time Warp: A Simple Mistake Starts the Hardest Time Josh wakes up with Sean. Wait, wasn't he dating Saul yesterday?!
Journal Entry Josh's first pet.
Photo Josh and Cotton Tail
Matt and Michelle have their second child

1998

Talia and David have their first child

1999

Tomer is born Nov. 27th

2002

Journal Entry Josh is dating someone new, coworkers want to meet him.
Journal Entry Tomer helps his family pick a gift for Uncle Josh
Journal Entry Josh needs glasses
Journal Entry Josh's family reacts to Josh having glasses.
Journal Entry Josh's coworkers react to his new glasses.

2003

She Moves On Sean shows up at Josh's parents

2005

Journal Entry Josh babysits Noah and Jeremiah
Journal Entry Happy Birthday, Sean.
Time Warp: Adventures in Babysitting Josh babysits his nephew.

2006

The Spice Must Flow Josh and Sean make holiday plans

2007

Journal Entry Cotton Tail passes
-Adopts Mopsy (2019 is the upper lifespan)

2009

Time Warp: Happy Anti-Christmas Hanukkah at the Berelowitz home

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2010

Time Warp: Year of Living Dangerously Josh is looking for a new home.
Time Warp: MovingSean helps Josh move
A Worthy Cause Josh explains to Nina why Meta-human is an offensive term. D
New Tricks Sean attempts to teach Josh how to drive
Downtown Pilot Ridge Library Josh goes to the library and meets Clarisse
Paranoia Blues After James is attacked Sean insists Josh come over for dinner
Tobacco Hopes and Ember Smokes While visiting his mother Josh meets Riley, a landscaper
Listen to the Skies Fall In Real Time Josh rants about hate crimes while in the grocery check out line
Journal Entry Josh has family over
Day at the Office Josh pays a visit to the new lawyers in town
Poker Night Leila throws a party behind Cobalt's back. It ends in disaster. It's implied in later threads that Sean and Josh made their history really well known with drunk make outs.
Matters of ChanceJosh and Cobalt go out for dinner and meet Stephen Gage D
WHAT. Cobalt and Josh buy Halloween candy. Cobalt has changed powers. (non canon)
Dreams Leila finds herself making an unexpected cameo in Josh's zombie apocalypse dream (non canon)
Another Cup of Coffee Josh is out for lunch and runs into Ingrid
The Wild Woods Josh disregards every piece of advice Sean has given him post-attack on James, and in the process runs into some MSAD operatives. Sean and Cobalt rescue him.
Josh stays with Sean during his recovery
Time Warp: Distractions Josh is recovering. He reads Twilight. Sean has to hear about it.
So Gay Josh's first trip out after the assault and he encounters some punk kid using 'gay' as a pejorative. Clearly he must set him straight! D
Pilot Ridge Holiday Bash (2010)
Harmonious Unity Josh (now healed from his assault) introduces Cobalt to his friend Ben

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2011

New Year's Party Josh attends Riley's NYE party. Later threads imply make outs and flirting between Josh and Sean. D
Department of Foreseeable Outcomes Josh and Riley have lunch at the retirement community
Just For the Record Josh and Dr. Ramsey volunteer at the local jazz station D
Superbowl Buttonhole Josh and Sean's friends stage an ill considered relationship intervention. Neither Sean nor Josh listen. D
Always Vulgar and Often Convincing Josh and Cobalt have an argument about privilege
Roll Away Your Stone Josh calls Sean after cold shouldering him after The Intervention.
In Sickness and In Health Josh has the flu. He meets Riley and Cobalt for lunch anyway.
Dinner, Drinks and Dudes Ben introduces Josh to his friend Miles Clay. D
Road trip...? Karina picks up Josh for a Mental Illness Awareness event D
April Come She Will Sean gives Josh a birthday call
Regrets and Recriminations Josh gets Sean's TGG voice mail and assumes the worst
Hurricane Eye Visiting Sean in the hospital post-vigilante attack on MSAD, trying to get Kathleen to visit: typical day. post-Regret and Recrimination
Luck of the [Not So] Irish St. Patty's Day with Ben and Joe x
Just Like Children Community Field Day with Cobalt and Leila and Riley
Bread Crumb Blitz Josh is feeding the water fowl and runs into Jordan Scholl.
Shortage Shopping for Matzah, runs into Eliora D
In Sickness and In Health II Josh gets the flu. AGAIN. And banters with Sean regardless.
Never Let You Set Set Set Your Fire Josh convinces Mitya to protest and raise meta rights awareness with him.
Reunion: Awkward Times Are Here Again Josh wants to introduce new friend Danny to his other friends. Little does he know just how awkward his life is about to get...
Pie in the Sky Josh and Cobalt attempt to help Riley bake
Same Old Drag Friday night drinking with John D
Sean and Dr. Griff Jones date briefly
So Let's Build a Fire Dr. Jones brings about the demise of a friendship
Goats, Griff and Grumbles Griff's goat Gladys eats Josh's newspaper. And then there is cattiness.
Some Said To Look Up, Some Said To Cry Josh vents to Cobalt about Griff. There may be crying. It is awkward.
Awkward Pictures for Twinsies Danny and Josh get hammered. Drunk fake twincest pictures are the result.
A Little Sincerity Josh meets Mitch while shopping for art supplies D
A Nice Day For a Sulk Josh, Cobalt and Riley are all having man troubles. Ew, feelings.
The Art of Losing Josh and Janice hire Vincent Verax as an intern. They may regret this decision. D
Between the Lines of Fear and Blame Josh receives a phone call from Cobalt about Leila's hospitalization
Say A Prayer Josh goes to give support during Leila's liver transplant
Picking Up the Pieces Leila has a celebration for her new liver.
Gone at Last Josh and Sean have a confrontation about Josh's assumptions. Sean yells. Sean never yells.
Almost Seems Too Late To Turn Josh decides that the best way to apologize to Sean is by asking Riley to help him bake a wedding cake.
Strawberry Apologies Josh delivers his apology to Sean.
Crazy Love, Vol II Josh and Sean have a long overdue discussion about their Feelings
Homeward Bound Josh moves in with Sean. Flirting ensues.
Happiness Heard Your Name Josh and Cobalt discuss recent events. Josh's Disney Princess is showing again.
What Did They Say About You I Can't Really Recall Riley and Josh visit the van Drakke manor
To Widen the Future Josh is buying Griff an apology cake. Guess who else is in the bakery?
Neat Little Domestic Life Cleaning up after Hurricane Irene.
Do Not Cease To Drink Josh goes out drinking with The Guys
The Gay Men Club Sean and Josh host a GMC cook out.
POWER SWAP: Learn How to Fall Something's not quite right here (non canon)
POWER SWAP: Conspiracies and Accusations Josh confronts Operation Patriot about the chaos in town. (non canon)
Had A Dream It Was All A Dream Josh and Sean go sailing.
Where's the Neosporin? Josh stumbles upon Yulia after she throws herself in front of a car.
Which Way To Happy? Josh's depression comes to a head.
Benches Cobalt and Josh feed the ducks.
Live Action Cludeo Emma and Josh make plans.
A Helping Of Sympathy Josh goes to visit Yulia after her accident.
Candy Candy Josh and Sean buy Halloween candy.
Jack-O-Lanterns Burning Bright Pumpkin carving and an important discussion.
Old Friends Josh and Sean host their college friend Greg.
Bubble Bubble, Toil and Trouble Halloween Eve Party at the van Drakke manor
It's All Coming Together Josh and Sean attend a party for the Campbell's adoption.
Occupy Pilot Ridge Josh shows solidarity with Occupy Wall Street and gets off on the wrong foot with Nick.
Good Will Toward Men Josh invites Cobalt to the Bernville Thanksgiving feast. Cobalt will have none of it.
Misfit Toys Josh and Sean go shopping for Hanukkah decorations and Josh rants about Christmas.
Getting Ready For Christmas Sean gives Josh an advent calendar. Josh's distaste for all things Christmas is eclipsed by the theme of the treats.
Comfort and Joy Domestic bliss at the Neville/Bernstein home.
Pilot Ridge Holiday Bash (2011)

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2012

A Little Bit of Feel Good Riley teaches Josh to bake.
Burning In Paradise Josh bakes and a discussion on feelings and needs ensues.
Run That Body Down Sean and Josh go costume shopping.
Shiver Up My Spine Eva pays a visit to the Bernville home
Journal Entry Josh makes breakfast
The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine Josh, Sean and yearbooks.
Journal Entry Josh and his father
When Numbers Get Serious Josh and Sean celebrate Josh's 52nd birthday
All Because of You Josh and Sean have a heart to heart
Peas in a Pod The Dork Troop feed the ducks
Date Night with the Jenkins
LGBT Prom '12: Arrival The LGBT Prom at last
Time Warp: Train In the Distance Josh and Sean in Europe!
Journal Entry returning to the United States
Velvet-Tone Coffeehouse: Open for Business Josh and Sean check out a new coffee shop
Was A Sunny Day Double date with Clarisse and John
Satin Summer Nights Sean and Josh are separated for the Hammel retreat. For five. Whole. Days.
Power Swap: Dark Paradise Sean and Cobalt are now a gestalt. Josh is terrified of gestalts. (non canon)
Power Swap: Idle Talk Josh has a discussion with Ben about the future. (non canon)
Song for the Asking Drinking with Sean, Greg and Danny
Some Call It A Problem.. Josh and Stefan aren't alcoholics. really

[Joshua Bernstein]

2013

A Grand Bon Voyage Judge Stone is retiring so there is a party!
Lights Out Josh and Sean deal with a power outage during Hurricane Sandy.
Allergies Josh and Sean discuss finances
Fool Me Once Josh and Janice want to hire a new intern. This time they have an interview.
Tenderness Valentine's Day '13 has to be an improvement over '12 and '11.
Since When... Josh has some misunderstandings.
When You Wish Upon a Star Josh and Sean receive an important phone call.
Danger in the Night Josh has nightmares.
Let Me Know Meeting the potential foster child!
Bake Sale! hammel has a bake sale and Josh goes overboard.
Gossip Josh has NEWS
Milestones Josh tells Sean that DOMA was overturned
Liberty and Justice Josh and Thomas have a celebration
Are We Forgetting Anything?
Sparrow The GMC go camping.
It's a Misunderstanding! ...Or Is It?
The Coast Sailing in Boston for Sean's birthday
Changes
Easy Does It Josh and Kara go running
Joshing Around Josh meets Ferris
No Helmet Requiredcar wash 2013
The Change You Want to See josh has a serious proposal
The Ring Cycle josh wants to buy Sean a ring at the fair
Eat, Drinkand be Family family dinner
A Night Like This Hammel staff party
Let Me Taste Your Wares josh enters the community fair pie contest.
Animal Bonding Josh spends time with Tomer at the fair
Falling Asleep at the Ferris Wheel josh takes bailey and Tomer on a ride.
elevator, elevator take me home Josh has a run in with another attorney.
A Little Treat Josh meets Yulia for dinner
The Blind Leading the Lame Josh gets a call from Cee and Stefan. They may be a little drunk.
LonelyJosh calls Sean while Sean is camping.
Pet Policies Josh wants to buy Tomer a pet
A Moth to Flame campaigning causes crossed paths.
urban(e) Camping Tomer guilts Josh into cleaning house
Surprises Josh surprises the wrong therapist
Power swap: el condor pasa Josh dream walks
Power swap: I don't believe Josh discovers Sean has a more compelling power of suggestion than usual.
An Early Bunny Birthday Josh surprises Tomer
Perstare et Praestare Josh runs into the daughter of former classmates.
The AfterlifeJosh and Sean prepare for Halloween.
Bad Luck: Daylight Slumber Josh lost the election and took sleeping pills on accident.
Thanksgivukkah A holiday combo!
a drink will warm you up Stefan and Josh have a night out. Twins happen
Holiday Bash 2013 someone set off to alarm already. Can't the bash ever be normal?
Holiday Potluck The LGBT Center holds a potluck. of course Bernville attend
Bad Luck: Hazy Shade of Winter The heater goes out
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow Josh, Sean and Cecil build snowmen.
Lunch Date With Friends Josef has lunch with the firm

[Joshua Bernstein]

2014

PUSE Rally
The Masterpiece of Nature Josh and Sean have dinner with Ben Gerst.
One Man's Ceiling is Another Man's Floor Josh and Sean deal with life without Bailey.
Wrong Roommate Josh encounters an Erik
Early Campaigning Yue and Josh discuss a campaign.
Companions Assemble Cecil's big Four Oh
Team Snackforce Josh and Riley set up for the big game
Any Excuse For a Party Super Bowl!!
Two's a Party Cee shows up a day late
Lovey Dovey V'Day Dance Josh volunteers for the LGBT Youth Center's V'day dance
High Fructose Ceremony Josh attends Riley and Danny's wedding on V'Day proper
President's Day Dilemma Josh and Sean go out drinking and Josh makes a friend
Expect the Unexpected Josh and Sean have a dinner party with Dr. Hu and her wife
Gophers In Training Josh has a new intern
Increase Joy Purim!
The Rhythm of the Saints St. Patrick's Day!
Homework Help with Lucy Clayton
Spring Fever Josh's birthday
Passover
Another Sunny Day Josh and Sean take Calvin sailing
Clear Air Josh mentors Mathis
It Isn't Easy Being Clean Damien finds a sympathetic ear
SUE: Hard Day's Night Josh comes home and the power is out
Pet Parade Josh meets Harve at the vet
Shavuot
Independence Is a Heady Draught Kaylee talks to Josh after a speech
Born At the Right Time Sean's birthday
Vanishing Act Did the office disappear...
Assignments and Tea Josh is interviewed by a student
Ducks in a Row Josh and his coworker William
Thought Carried Into Action Josh has a meet and greet
Outrageous Post Thought Carried Into Action
Sept 24-26 Rosh hashanah (no work. But josh isn't religious enough to take off)
Oct 3-4 Yom Kippur
Oct 8-15 Sukkot (no work) the 9th onward)
Oct 16-17 Simchat Torah (no work he 17th)
Power Swap: Spiral Highway
Bad Luck: At the Zoo A cat adopts Sean
Dec 16-24 Hanukkah

2015

Unconventional Valentine's Day
But How Can I Unmake Somebody Else's Mistakes? Sean is tired from work
Guess Who's Coming For Dinner Tomer invites a friend to dinner
Winners Never Quit Drinking with Stefan
The Only Living Boy In New York Josh's bday
News Important Dates
Black, White, and Gold Josh meets Rhea at a cocktail party
In Karaoke, Talent Means Nada Josh and Rosella do karaoke
Elementary Halloween planning
Hey, Operator Retreat Phone Thread
The Boy In the Bubble with Sean
Holiday Bash '15
Ugly Sweater Party

2016

Get Fit with Annalyse
Electable with Sean and Mopsy
Gumboots Sean is high
Love Is an Eternal Sacred Light with Sean
Charming VDay
Soaked To The Bone
A Little Zest with Nicholas Bennett
Trying to Restructure My Character with Sean
Fear with Rhea
Man Training with Tomer
It's My Birthday, I Can Throw Up If I Want To with Sean
Trailways Bus with Sean
Memorial Day with Sean
Love is Love with Sean; MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING
American Tune with Sean

2033

Under African Skies Retirement with Sean