Ring A Ding Ding (Jared.)

[Cameron Osiris]

Summer. Finals were over and Cameron was extremely excited to be free. He wasn’t sure what he was going to do with himself, but he was trying not to think. He didn’t want to think about what Chester would be doing, didn’t want to miss not only his family, but the redhead’s as well. He didn’t want to think about Ducky, and how much he missed that boy in his life, his sexy accent, pretty much everything about him. And he certainly didn’t want to think about how much he hated himself.

He just wanted to have fun.

Speaking of fun, he hadn’t seen Jared in like, forever! Well, other than the time he had shown the brunet the black eye Martins had given him – what a bitch. With that in mind, Cameron found himself racing to the phaser’s room, not bothering to knock on the door, side stepping around another pretty blond to knock on Jared’s door. “Knock knock who’s there, wondering why you’re not naked.” What? He was on YouTube all the time uploading his own shit, he was bound to watch other’s. “Jared! It’s Cam! Wanna go for a spin on my bike?” Already a grin was spreading across his face.

[Jared Bell]

Jared was finally done with all the drama in his life. At least for the time being he was a free man, and that freedom was sweet. It had been too long since he had let himself go and have a good time. He didn’t have anything planned but lounging in his bed naked for a bit couldn’t hurt. It was better than rushing to dry after a shower, and it wasn’t as if he had plans to see anyone. He turned on some music and just lay staring up at the ceiling and enjoying his life. School was pretty well done for the year and he was somehow going to scrape by.

Jared heard the knocking on his door and grinned. He had been waiting to take Cam’s bike for a spin since he had first found out about it. He didn’t bother grabbing a towel because, well, it was Cameron. He could care less if his friends saw him in the nude. Jared swung open the door and grinned at his friend. “It’s been way to bloody long! You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to go for a ride with you!” He exclaimed excitedly. He grabbed Cam’s shoulder and ushered him inside.

He started getting dressed and looked over his shoulder at Cameron. “How’ve you been mate? Any new developments since last time we partied?” He was still wondering if they were going to go for the matching tattoos they had discussed. If anything maybe Cam would have forgotten about them already.

[Cameron Osiris]

“Oh my god!” The door swung open and Cam leaned into the doorframe, looking Jared up and down. “Oh my god,” Cam repeated, his eyes widening, “have you always been packing that anaconda Bell?” Cam giggled to himself and ran a hand through his hair haphazardly. Jared had been attractive before, but that was just unfair!

Stepping into the room, Cameron crossed his arms in front of his chest, waddling around in a silly manner. “I don’t know man,” Cam said, not wanting to get into the nitty gritty of what his life had turned into. He turned and poked Jared in the ribs. “But I haven’t seen you in forever, obviously someone’s been busy having fun!” Or whatever, Cameron didn’t really want to know, he just wanted to keep things light.

Cam sat on Jared’s bed and threw a shirt at the brunet. “Put something on, you’re not riding me on my bike like that.” God only knew what kind of trouble they’d get into for that sort of stupid.

[Jared Bell]

Jared smirked and shrugged his shoulders. “Usually I keep it in the cage, but you know how it is to be constricted by clothes.” He said with a laugh. He knew Cameron enjoyed every gender equally; however he hadn’t expected that kind of reaction. It wasn’t as if he was that good looking. “Come on mate, it’s not as if you’ve never seen a snake before.” He said before heading back to his room.

Jared flinched and dropped the clothes he had been planning on putting on when he was jabbed in the ribs. He chuckled. “Yeah, fun… just a few b and e’s and about a dozen bottles of liquor.” He said with a laugh. Cameron had always taken his stories as jokes this far, so why would that suddenly change now. Either way he was up for some fun now. It had been too long since he had really unwound, and his celebration with Odion hadn’t panned out quite yet so a ride on Cam’s bike seemed like the perfect getaway. It was a bit of a piss off that he wouldn’t be graduating this year, but that was to be expected with the amount of focus he had put on his studies.

Jared caught the shirt and smiled wryly. “You sure? We could both go naked and film it. The hits on YouTube would be off the charts. Hell, it’d probably be the next keyboard cat.” He said, raising his eyebrows at Cam. He was very clearly joking. He started pulling on his clothes. He grabbed a pair of jeans to match the black muscle shirt Cam had thrown his way. “Last chance mate.” He said with a laugh as he pulled his pants on.

Jared was dressed and ready to go now. “You lead the way.” He said, motioning to the door. He couldn’t help but wonder what had ever happened with Cam’s truck and the insurance. Maybe if it hadn’t been replaced yet he would have to buy him a new one. It was after all his fault that it had been wrecked. “You still driving that insurance replacement?” He asked as he made his way out of his room.

[Cameron Osiris]

Jared was good looking though, that wasn’t even a question. Cam laughed, his knuckles to his mouth, biting back words he might otherwise regret. “No, I have, but come on, you can’t just walk around like that and expect people to be all, ‘oh well, that’s nothing I haven’t seen before’.” Cam winked at him. “Now, it’s only fair you look at mine now too.”

Cam’s eyes lit up. “A b and e! Yes, let’s do that!” It wasn’t wise to put ideas into Cameron’s mind when he was willing to do just about anything. He shrugged. “I left my camera in my dorm, do I really want to go get it?” He asked, even though he could easily go and get it. Still, he didn’t want to jeopardize his future, even though most people thought he didn’t give a rat’s ass about that. Cameron purposefully looked away from Jared as he got dressed – damn the stupid accent.

On the way out, Cameron looked over his shoulder at Jared. “You got a crooked smile, did you know that?” And this followed by a shake of his head. “No, I still have to get my old one actually replaced, but the bike will do for now.”

[Jared Bell]

Jared laughed. He needed someone like Cameron to keep things light and joking with him. “Well, I personally am used to walking around with a weapon like this. I expect most people to know I’m packing.” He said through the laughter. He didn’t waste a second after Cam said he’d have to see his. He reached for Cameron’s pants and opened the button and zipper. “Well whip that sucker out so we can compare. Perhaps we’ll have a sword fight.” Jared said with a smirk. He didn’t really expect Cameron to remove any more clothing, but he wouldn’t put it past him.

Jared shrugged his shoulders. Taking an amateur with him wouldn’t be too much of a problem; he was just that good. “Alright, we’ll do it, maybe grab a few souvenirs too. However we can’t film the crime.” He said, his eyes lighting up at the prospect of some fun low key crime. Jared noticed Cameron was looking away; maybe he’d have a little fun with this. “You know I don’t mind you admiring. Hell, you can even use it as a deposit for your spank bank if you want.” He said with a laugh. If he was right about Cameron, then he would have very much so tempted him.

Jared shrugged, he had never really noted his smile being crooked, but now he would be constantly aware. “Didn’t know actually, now I’ll just see myself as ugly forever.” He said with a laugh. He knew already that he would be getting Cameron a new truck now. He was the reason the first one was out of commission. “Let’s hope it does… do you still know where your old one ended up?” He asked curiously. Perhaps he’d be able to have it restored.

Jared left his room and waited for Cameron to take point. He didn’t know where the bike was parked, nor did he know where they would be breaking and entering. It all seemed like a lot of fun though.

[Cameron Osiris]

Cam’s mouth fell open. “Know what you’re packing? You gotta be kidding me...” He said, his voice trailing off as he hit his own forehead. But his interest was soon peaked once more. “I’m a lover not a fighter,” he said. A smile appeared on Cameron’s face as he helped mini-cam out of the cage.

“Fine fine,” Cam said, tucking his junk away. “No cameras. But who are we gonna surprise then?” This was almost like knock knock ginger, except better. A smug grin took over his face as he shook his head. “No thanks. I don’t make deposits, unless it’s in real life if ya know what I mean.” He said, giving Jared a wink. Nope, Cam didn’t need a man to hand relationship when everyone was always so interested in him.

Cam waved his hand flippantly. “Junk yard or something.” He had taken the important stuff out of it, so, now it was just scrap metal. He gave Jared a serious look. “P.s., you’re anything but ugly.” He offered a bright smile and looked ahead of himself before he could do anything stupid.