I Ain't Doin' Nothin'! (Open)

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Oriel was a man of habit....

And since many of you already knew that, we're just going to skip past that intro and get to the point.

So today, as much as any of the other student would have expected, Oriel was sleeping in class. As usual. Not paying attention to aaanything that was going on or aaaanything that the teacher was droning on about.

Actually, the droning was quite soothing. Like a lullaby.

The sleeping boy was hunched over his desk with one arm draped over the side and the other being used as a pillow. He smacked his lips as he dreamed about Princesses and Phoenix and danishes and Phoenix eating danishes...oh, myyy.

Zzzzzzzzz........

[Sayuri Koizumi]

Sayuri was typically a good student. She paid attention in class, took good notes, and asked questions when she had them. Maybe it was her upbringing, maybe it was just in her nature, but the Japanese girl got by with pretty good grades.

That didn't mean there weren't some classes that she got bored in.

And this was one of them. She was doodling idly in her notebook, sketching a certain boy's name with little hearts around it like a stereotypical schoolgirl when the sound of soft breathing caught her attention. Sayuri glanced over to see that Oriel guy slumped over on his desk, sound asleep by the looks of it.

She grinned. Oh, this was too perfect to pass up.

Carefully, she edged a hand towards Oriel, snapping softly a few times to make sure he wouldn't wake up easily. Then, she edged her thumb over the edge of his mouth, making a soft darting motion over his lips as she focused on creating a bright, ruby-red stain appear from her fingers.

Holding back a snicker, she moved up to his eyes, carefully smudging on some bright teal eye shadow before dabbing on a bit of mascara and then moving down to brush some cheerful pink blush on his cheeks.

She continued to make some touch ups, wondering how much she could get away with. He was bound to wake up sooner or later, though.

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Oriel, in contrast, was not a good student, but he liked to believe that that wasn't his fault. While half of it was, yes, because he was a little bit lazy an didn't want to put in the effort to do his assignments, the other half was most definitely because the effort needed to do his assignments most often required something that he just couldn't do well despite the huge amount of effort he'd put into it already.

And since he hated this subject anyway, Oriel often slept in this class. "Often" meaning, yes, he didn't always and actually paid attention sometimes.

Today he was sleeping, and being a person who slept best in the presence of other people, especially with a cuddle "teddy bear" or in a cramped corner somewhere, Oriel wasn't the easiest person to rouse.

So his brain dismissed the sensation of fingers sliding over his lips and face as a result of having a bed-partner nearby and he did not even crack open an eye.

He did, however, pucker up his lips as the finger slid over them. He stirred a little when she worked on his eyes, but only to readjust his head and face, resting it again on his elbow with a dopey dreaming smile on his lips.

Oriel did not wake.

[Sayuri Koizumi]

Wow, this guy really was a deep sleeper. Encouraged by Oriel's lack of a reaction other than a bit of stirring in his slumber (aw, he looked so cute with his lips puckered like that!), she continued to make up his face, snickering at a nearby neighbor who glanced their way and gave her a thumbs-up.

She managed to get a nice cat-eyed liner (bright metallic gold, of course, because why not? She wasn't going for a flattering look) on his lids before going back to his lips, slicking on a nice, sheer clear gloss over the bright cherry stain from earlier.

She tapped her own lips for a moment, studying her handiwork before grinning maliciously and going for his hair.

How would Oriel look with bright blonde highlights? He gently grabbed a few strands of hair and slid her finger down it, making it turn a nice pale gold....

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Yup, Oriel was dreaming right now, and what a beautiful dream it was.

Phoenix was walking towards him, deploying his pixie wings and somehow his shirt dissolved like sugar….no not like sugar, it was molding itself into a raspberry danish! OH, how wonderfully delicious! Oriel was just going to eat up this danish with the head of his Phoenix!

The happy and giddy Oriel leapt towards the compilation of his loves, hearing the voice of his Princess in the background cheering "Go get 'em! You can do it!", and landed on the Phen-danish, digging his chompers into the soft gooey deliciousness. Phoenix giggled as Oriel tickled his raspberry filling with tiny little licks….

In the real world, this dream equated to Oriel nipping at Sayuri's fingers and licking his lips. Then he mumbled in a slur, "I'm th' grate ov'rl'rd…."

[Sayuri Koizumi]

Sayuri tugged her fingers back from Oriel's lips as he snapped at her, managing to keep her nails of out his teeth as he obviously dreamed about eating something. She could only wonder what it was. As he mumbled, she twisted her ear closer to him, trying to understand what he was saying. "Great Overlord?" she repeated, giggling softly to herself. "Sure you are, honey..."

She continued to pull strands of hair through her fingers, turning them all the same light blonde. The dye wouldn't last too long; probably only a day or two at the most. But, it was still long enough for a lot of people to see and laugh at, because it wasn't the most flattering of styles.

Handiwork done, she studied his slumbering face for several moments before deciding she was done. And so she nudged him, lightly at first and increasing in pressure until he would awaken from his slumber. "Wake up, sleeping beauty," she cooed, biting her lip to keep from giggling.

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Oriel was starting to drool out of the corner of his mouth, ooohhhh the danish was so delicious. His lips were sealed in a content kitty smile.

Of course, his beautiful dream was quickly popped by the interference of some nudging and cooing of someone he never bothered talking to before, who would dare to waken the dark overlord!? Oriel's eyes fluttered open with a discontented furrow of his eyebrow. And a grunt. Because a disturbance of this overlord's sleep always deserved a grunt.

He glared up at the girl who sat next to him, what was her name? Sammy? Whatever…. "What…? Class over already?" Oriel barely raised his head and was till out of it so he didn't even notice the light snickering of the other students.

[Sayuri Koizumi]

Sayuri thankfully didn't notice the drool, otherwise she would have been distraught at him potentially messing up her hard work!

But now Oriel was slowly stirring, and Sayuri backed off a little, holding a hand against her mouth to hide her giggles. He, of course, didn't look all that happy about being woken up, but Sayuri was willing to risk his anger for him to see her handiwork.

She gave him a bright smile in return for his glare. "Not yet," she voiced in a hushed whisper, though it was clear the teacher was aware of her prank and had amazingly turned a blind eye; maybe this class was better than she thought! "I just, ah, wanted to show you something." She fumbled around in her bag until she produced a small cosmetics case, pulling out a small mirror and holding it up for Oriel to see. The laughter of her fellow classmates only made her giggle even more herself. "You were awfully sound asleep, so I took it upon myself to give you a new look!" She beamed. "You're welcome."

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Class wasn't over yet? Then why the fuck was she rousing him from his slumber? He always slept in this class, what sense did it make for anyone to actually wake him before class was over!? (Because someone always had to wake him when class was over).

Oriel raised an eyebrow as she shuffled around in her bag for something. What was she smoking, this sexless chick? Was she even a girl?

However….wow!

So that what everyone was laughing at!

Oriel leaned in closer to get a better look at the work she had done on his face which made him look reminiscent of a cheap prostitute he once knew. He turned to the left…then to the right. He puckered out his lips.

Then he turned around, whipped his hair forward to fluff it, pulled his shirt into a shirt-kini(basically a bikini made from a t-shirt) and then snapped his head back around towards the Sammy(?) chick Zoolander style. "How do I look?" he asked in a deep, sexy voice and kissed at the "camera".

He ignored the giggles from the other students and the shouts from the teacher to stop fooling around.

[Sayuri Koizumi]

Sayuri was quite aware that Oriel usually dozed during class, and that someone usually roused him when it was over (she had done it a time or two herself, because let's be honest, she did think he was super hot and didn't mind touching him in the least). She wasn't sure how he would respond to be woken up early.

.... Well. THAT definitely wasn't what she expected.

Instead of seeming the least bit surprised or angry at her makeover on him, he just studied himself for a bit, looking left and right at her (if she did say so herself) rather perfect application, even if the colors did not compliment his face at all.

And then he... He...

Sayuri couldn't hold back her giggles anymore; she burst out laughing as his antics begun, nearly dropping the mirror as she bent over in shoulder-shaking guffaws at the sight. Why hadn't she done this to him before!? He was hilarious!

"Marvelous, darling!" she finally managed to choke out a reply, wincing as the teacher yelled at them and trying in vain to stop her laughter. She kept letting out small bursts of giggles, though, and her gaze kept darting over to Oriel, until thankfully the bell rang and she began to gather all of her things and dart towards the door before the teacher could get after her for disrupting the class.

But she didn't leave the area, not yet; she wanted to get pictures, or something!

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To be honest, Oriel wasn't one to get angry easily….ok, he did get angry easily and when he did, he exploded like a car bomb, but he wasn't likely to get angry about something he could so easily amuse himself with. And playing this up for attention and giggles was way more productive than being embarrassed until he could get it off his face.

Oriel was tempted to jump on the desk and pose like a supermodel for the entire class, but the teacher was already getting fed up with them causing such a disruption. He did however, walk the catwalk right out of the classroom as soon as the bell rang.

He was sure they were all just jealous.

Oriel swaggled his buttocks as he ventured out the door with his head held high, imagining that the giggles and laughter he got from the other students were instead cheers and applause from his red-carpet groupies, just desperately waiting to shower him with affection and admiration for his sheer awesome!

He noticed the girl who had done this to him, and sent her a tiny, teasing smirk, but made no effort to approach her. Nope, Oriel's first order of business was finding Lux so he could terrorize her with the clown face!

[Sayuri Koizumi]

Sayuri hadn't known if he would get angry or not (it wouldn't be the first time someone had when she had done this to them...), but his reaction couldn't have been any better. She had made a boring class hilarious by choosing the right vic- er, subject, even if the teacher might get after her for it later. Oh well!

Even as Oriel left the classroom he was still rocking it, and Sayuri made sure to catch his eyes before he left completely. That little smirk of his made a grin appear on her own face, and she sidled up next to him as he seemed to be turning to leave somewhere else.

"I don't think anyone else could pull that off as well as you," she told him with a friendly bump of her shoulder, still eyeing her handiwork. "But you should see what I could do if I was going for a look to flatter you." She gave a flirtatious wink, showing a flash of neon blue eye shadow on the corner of her lid.

"I'm Sayuri, by the way, I don't know if we've officially met before." She pulled out her phone, raising it slightly as she asked with a grin,"Mind if I take a picture? And maybe get your number?" Eh, why not? It didn't hurt to ask.

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"Well, honey, you bet your bosoms they couldn't, mmhmmm," Oriel replied as he spoke like…..a stereotypical black woman? Even Oriel himself was wondering where that one came from. "Oh, hold on a minute." Oriel looked down at the sexless girl, giving her a full-body scan from head to toe. "Seriously? You call them tiny little hills bosoms? I've met rampaging bulls with more estrogen than you." "She" shook her head, making a small tsk-ing sound with "her" tongue. "We're gonna hafta do somethin' 'bout that hunny."

Oriel didn't care if he pissed her off with that. He was too busy having fun.

"And hunny," he flipped his hand forward with his other loosely placed on his hip. "If by flattering, you're talking about that clown-face make-up of yours you got going on right now," he twirled his index around to indicate Sayuri's own make-up job, "then I tell ya, you oughta look in a mirror, mmhmm…" Snap.

"Right, whatever hunny," Oriel dismissed her introduction with a wave of his hand while he inspected the nails of his other. "If you must know," he rolled his eyes, "my momma called me Sheniqua Jezebelle Jackson," he announced with an arrogant cock of his head. After another roll of his eyes, Oriel relented, "whatever, hunny," and backed up to pose like a supermodel.

When that was all done with, Oriel finally dropped the act and pulled out his phone. "Hey, you--" he started, which came out as a grainy squeak. Oriel cleared his throat and tried again, "Think you can do some of this shit for, I dunno, costumes or something?" Oh, yes, he was plotting something. "I'm Oriel," he finally offered.

[Sayuri Koizumi]

What.... The.... Hell....

Oriel had made a complete and very, very strange transformation, which made Sayuri blink several times and gawk at him, stunned enough for a moment that she hardly registered what exactly he was saying. "Wh-wh-what?" she burst into giggles, trying to adjust herself to this new 'person'. "Oh hell no, you don't insult a girl like that," she snapped playfully, her lips twitching into a smile as she put a hand on her hip and shoved his chest. Fortunately, she didn't mind having a small bosom, otherwise she might have actually been hurt. "Y'ain't got anything to brag about either!"

Literally.

Oh God no, he did NOT insult her make-up. "Rude!" she gasped, shoving him once again for good measure. "As a matter of fact, I was going to suggest a subtle, smokey look for your dark complexion, but if you're going to act like that, then I won't help you with anything." She was still holding back laughter, even though she supposed she should have been hurt. She liked bold neon colors, there was nothing wrong with that!

Good Lord, he was really getting into this. Covering her mouth to hide her uncontrollable laughter, Sayuri snapped a couple pictures as he stood back and posed, shaking her head as she wiped away a tear of mirth. "Well, Sheniqua whats-it, I'll make sure everyone around the school gets to see these gorgeous photos," she declared, fully planning on actually doing it. Too. Freaking. Hilarious.

But he finally seemed to be off of whatever high he was on, and she let her laughter calm down, holding her stomach and giving him a crooked smirk. "I dunno, it seems you only think I'm capable of doing clowns, honey," she told him. Although in all honesty, she would loooove if people came to her for costume make-up. "But, Oriel, I suppose I could do it. For a price. Maybe." Not necessarily money. She gave him a flirtatious grin.

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Oriel stepped back and made several poses as Sayuri took the shots, paying no mind to the stares and points they got from the passing students. He didn't care if they saw him. Hell, he didn't even care if the pictures ended up all over the school. Oriel'd probably just play it up even more.

When all was over and done with, and Oriel was no longer "Shaniqua", he was...actually feeling pretty good, though wondering if he'd be able to get the stuff off ever. And, judging by her flirtatious, Oriel was pretty sure he knew what she meant by "price". "Weeeell, you know, I suppose if you insist, I could go ahead and make you one of my lovers." He gave her a wink, then rolled his tongue over his teeth. She may have been a bit sexless, but that didn't mean she was unattractive. And Oriel wasn't one to deny someone who really wanted it.