Latina Goddess' Yearbook (Penelope Lopez)

[Penelope Lopez]

*Long list of Mexican swearwords and a picture of an old man's hairy bottom*

Enjoy~

[Jack McCarthy]

I still have your underwear if you're looking for them.

-The Irish stallion

[Deleted]

I always new you had a mouth on you but at the time it was wraped around my dick. If you ever want another go, you no were to find me. Or if you just want Phoenix, I can rent him out to you as long as I can watch. $300 upfront. A discont beacuase we are friends.

- Oriel

[Roger Vandelay]

Girl, save the date, we're throwing down hard on the last night of finals. It's gonna be the biggest party of our wretched lives. We're talking best memories you'll never remember. Text me for the deets.

Do I even need to sign this?

(-Roger)

PS now that I've touched your yearbook, is there anything I should get tested for?

[Deleted]

Um, thanks for the nice message in my yearbook. My penis appreciates it.

(P.S. I'm not for rent, dammit Oriel! I don't do chicks anymore either, otherwise I'd offer. Sowwy.)

-Phoenix

[Rowan Booker]

I still won't touch you with a ten foot pole

I'll leave the who to your imagination.

[Nathan Darwin]

It's been nice rooming with you.
And the hook up was fun, too.
Deuces

-Nate

[Sammy Wilder]

Hope you have a great life after Hammel, Penelope. ^^

- Sammy Wilder

[Deleted]

You're pretty and a slut

We should hang out

-left unsigned with two phone numbers

[Kamillia Engel]

Have a great life outside of Hammel. I can't say I'm sorry for not hanging out. But if you grow a pair, I will always be hanging out at the skatepark.

Kamillia </3