Welcome to Precalculus
Dec 29, 2013 3:27:13 GMT -5
Post by Adam Deulane on Dec 29, 2013 3:27:13 GMT -5
Second period, first day back from winter break. Adam's first day as a teacher would be starting in nine and a half minutes. He had written his name on the board and erased it twice because it didn't look authoritative enough. Mr. Deulane. He finally settled with a heavy, properly illegible scrawl for a math teacher. As he fiddled with his notes and waited for the students to show up, he found himself thinking wistfully of his old job at the research lab. Why had he ever left? Well, he hadn't, they had fired him after he shouted an intern into tears for using a permanent marker on his whiteboard.
The final bell rang, noise rose in the halls, and students began to filter in. Adam thought he recognized one or two that his sister had pointed out to him, but he remained standing grimly at the front of the class with his arms folded across his chest. His nerves grew with every student that slouched through the door.
From his own brief stint in high school, Adam remembered how crucial first impressions were. Most of the time, Adam's first impressions were about what could be expected from a cornered wolverine. But most of the time, he was not teaching math. He clenched his teeth against the mounting stage fright. He'd be damned if the little monsters didn't learn something by the time he finished with them.
The bell rang again, and shuffling silence fell on the room. Adam, unsmiling, spoke for the first time. “My name is Mr. Deulane. Welcome to precalculus.”
He picked up a marker from the front of the room and began rolling it between his fingers. “In Tibet, there's a monk who lives at the bottom of a mountain. At sunrise, he leaves his house and walks up the path to the top of the mountain, where he arrives at sunset. The next morning, he leaves the mountaintop again at sunrise, and arrives back at his house at sunset again.
“The monk can walk at whatever speed he wants, speed up, slow down, even turn around and go backwards. But he never leaves the path, and he always arrives at exactly sunrise and sunset.” Adam placed the marker on the desk next to him. “During the second trip, is the monk ever in exactly the same place on the path at exactly the same time as he was the day before? If so, can you prove it?” Adam looked around at his students, adjusted the marker again, and waited.
The final bell rang, noise rose in the halls, and students began to filter in. Adam thought he recognized one or two that his sister had pointed out to him, but he remained standing grimly at the front of the class with his arms folded across his chest. His nerves grew with every student that slouched through the door.
From his own brief stint in high school, Adam remembered how crucial first impressions were. Most of the time, Adam's first impressions were about what could be expected from a cornered wolverine. But most of the time, he was not teaching math. He clenched his teeth against the mounting stage fright. He'd be damned if the little monsters didn't learn something by the time he finished with them.
The bell rang again, and shuffling silence fell on the room. Adam, unsmiling, spoke for the first time. “My name is Mr. Deulane. Welcome to precalculus.”
He picked up a marker from the front of the room and began rolling it between his fingers. “In Tibet, there's a monk who lives at the bottom of a mountain. At sunrise, he leaves his house and walks up the path to the top of the mountain, where he arrives at sunset. The next morning, he leaves the mountaintop again at sunrise, and arrives back at his house at sunset again.
“The monk can walk at whatever speed he wants, speed up, slow down, even turn around and go backwards. But he never leaves the path, and he always arrives at exactly sunrise and sunset.” Adam placed the marker on the desk next to him. “During the second trip, is the monk ever in exactly the same place on the path at exactly the same time as he was the day before? If so, can you prove it?” Adam looked around at his students, adjusted the marker again, and waited.