Mr. Thanos' yearbook

[Dio & Evan Thanos]

To all of my students and colleagues, I would very much appreciate a signature. It has been a fantastic year with all of you.

-D&E Thanos

[Roger Vandelay]

Mr. Thanos,

Only fitting that your first signature would be from your favorite student. Because I know I am. I mean you act, like, un-smiley a lot, but I definitely see you crack one every once in a while. A smile, that is. You know deep down inside that you love my antics. That gigantic black woman was the funniest thing I'd ever done. How many of your students hit on you that blatantly? Only the best, I know. And yes, I'm going to say so in your yearbook so that everyone can see that I got here first - oh, and so you can remember it forever, no matter how hard you try not to.

By the way, your signature in my book was mostly just scolding me, so it really doesn't count. I may make you do it over again. Or you'll just have to keep in touch, because that really can't be my last impression of you.

Oh, and even though I'm graduating, I'm still staying in town, so I'll be sure to come visit you often. Though you may not know it's me right away. And I work at the House (don't act like you don't know what that is, you know the one with all the sexy ladies), so maybe you should come visit me too.

Okay I should probably wrap this up. Oh but first I wanted to thank you for a good year. My old trainer sucked. Okay that's not fair, but she didn't really find me funny so I couldn't have fun with her like I did with you. Well I didn't have as much fun as I [erased]

So anyway, I'll cut this off around here. Thanks for, you know, believing in me and all that stuff. You'll never have one as good as me - or, at least, as memorable.

Lo[erased] Sincerely,
~Roger Vandelay

PS Evan don't tell Dio but you're my favorite

PPS Dio don't tell Evan but you're my real favorite

[Melody Rivers]

Written not on the signature pages, but in the middle of the yearbook beside this photo:

[Izabelle Phillips]

[Deleted]

We hate this

We hate you

Thanks for all the help

-unsigned