AU: I Do It All For You (Vampire AU, Phoenix)
Apr 3, 2014 22:07:35 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2014 22:07:35 GMT -5
Well.....that was a tough night. Week. Whatever. How long had it been since he'd last been home?
Yes, to all you losers out there who thought that Oriel the vampire was just an insane, crazy, mad"man" hell-bent on world domination(although he certainly is that). This modern nos not only ditched the slinking and stalking in the back alley traditions, and tossed away the dependency on his fine vampire skills(and looks, by the way) in favor of more effective murdering and slaughtering methods, but he also had himself a rather nice apartment in the middle of the city, to which he frequented.....not all that frequently, to be honest.
Oriel wasn't stupid and he was certainly capable of learning from the failures of his so-called "kin" in how to be the most productive in the modern world. To get anywhere in life(or death) including across country to kill various power-holding fools, one needed money. To get money, one had to have a trade, something to offer, something that people were willing to part with their well earned Benjamin for. Easiest way Oriel found was A. Savings. Interest. After all, he was going to live forever, he had the time to wait for the interest to build up. B. Stocks. People loved those things and if you were a shareholder in a good number of the right ones, those dollars multiplied pretty quick. C. Schemes. Coning people right out of their bills was a lot easier than one might think, especially when they thought you had the best to offer. Get-rich-quick pyramid schemes were his favorite, but insurance scams worked as well. Like phony insurance companies that promised then denied coverage, then disappeared in a fly-by-mid-afternoon operation.
Combine all these with about a dozen fake SS numbers, an equal number of passports, citizenship in at least 10 different countries, faked birth certificates, diplomas, even death certificates of his "grandfather" who happened to look bizarrely similar to the "entrepreneur".....well, Oriel could continue living like this for a long time.
His apartment was quaint compared to what he could have provided, but it was important to keep a low profile. Oriel rarely ran any of his scams out of it, for fear of it being traced back there. As bloodthirsty as he was sometimes, Oriel did have something to protect. Or rather someone.
Oriel had cleaned himself up after his most recent battle with a particularly tenacious hunter before he dared to go home. He didn't want to worry his little pixie unnecessarily. He ditched his weapons in a storage locker, before flagging down a taxi to take him back to the complex. He'd timed it well, it would be morning soon and that was something Oriel didn't want to get caught in. He turned the key in the door and stepped inside, anticipating a much welcome and very well missed greeting from his pet.
"Phoenix?" he called out into the room, bending down to pick up the kitten that had come to rub up against his leg. Was he home?
Yes, to all you losers out there who thought that Oriel the vampire was just an insane, crazy, mad"man" hell-bent on world domination(although he certainly is that). This modern nos not only ditched the slinking and stalking in the back alley traditions, and tossed away the dependency on his fine vampire skills(and looks, by the way) in favor of more effective murdering and slaughtering methods, but he also had himself a rather nice apartment in the middle of the city, to which he frequented.....not all that frequently, to be honest.
Oriel wasn't stupid and he was certainly capable of learning from the failures of his so-called "kin" in how to be the most productive in the modern world. To get anywhere in life(or death) including across country to kill various power-holding fools, one needed money. To get money, one had to have a trade, something to offer, something that people were willing to part with their well earned Benjamin for. Easiest way Oriel found was A. Savings. Interest. After all, he was going to live forever, he had the time to wait for the interest to build up. B. Stocks. People loved those things and if you were a shareholder in a good number of the right ones, those dollars multiplied pretty quick. C. Schemes. Coning people right out of their bills was a lot easier than one might think, especially when they thought you had the best to offer. Get-rich-quick pyramid schemes were his favorite, but insurance scams worked as well. Like phony insurance companies that promised then denied coverage, then disappeared in a fly-by-mid-afternoon operation.
Combine all these with about a dozen fake SS numbers, an equal number of passports, citizenship in at least 10 different countries, faked birth certificates, diplomas, even death certificates of his "grandfather" who happened to look bizarrely similar to the "entrepreneur".....well, Oriel could continue living like this for a long time.
His apartment was quaint compared to what he could have provided, but it was important to keep a low profile. Oriel rarely ran any of his scams out of it, for fear of it being traced back there. As bloodthirsty as he was sometimes, Oriel did have something to protect. Or rather someone.
Oriel had cleaned himself up after his most recent battle with a particularly tenacious hunter before he dared to go home. He didn't want to worry his little pixie unnecessarily. He ditched his weapons in a storage locker, before flagging down a taxi to take him back to the complex. He'd timed it well, it would be morning soon and that was something Oriel didn't want to get caught in. He turned the key in the door and stepped inside, anticipating a much welcome and very well missed greeting from his pet.
"Phoenix?" he called out into the room, bending down to pick up the kitten that had come to rub up against his leg. Was he home?