Hello Complete Stranger! [Open to anyone!]

[Gryphon Matsuoka]

Gryph was bored. Solution? Omegle, of course. It wasn't a regular thing for him to do, but when he was bored, it was interesting to find someone on the internet to talk to who you likely didn't know and would never speak to. Strange, but awesome.

-You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Gryph: hello! ^-^

He hoped it was someone half decent - he usually had to file through loads of people before finding one that just wanted a conversation. It was silly.

[Greg Mackenzie]

Greg was cleaning and organizing the files on his laptop (the boy was a huge fan of folder-ception; his biggest problem with regards to filing documents was that he’s put them inside so many folders, he couldn’t remember which one it was) when he came upon his old Omgele archive. He remember the last time he went on that site, much less that he saved a number of his old conversations.

Boy was he such a dork back then.

Feeling a little nostalgic, the brunette decided to put off organizing his computer for maybe an hour or so and logged on.

-You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello! ^-^
You: Oh hai der! Sup?

He’s usually the one saying ‘hi’ first, so that was a welcome surprise.

[Gryphon Matsuoka]

Gryph kinda got used to saying 'hi' first by this point - when he said nothing, the general response was either nothing, or "asl", which we all know is the beginning of an exciting conversation.

Stranger: Oh hai der! Sup?

Gryphon grinned - they didn't seem half as bad as some people.

You: nm really xP probably should be doing hw, but whatever
You: also amazed that i havent found a creeper, for once xD
You: you?

That was friendly and approaching. Yup.

[Greg Mackenzie]

Greg had always felt uncomfortable whenever ‘asl’ was asked within three seconds of being connected. Mostly cause he’s said the same thing himself a few times before, back when he was still ‘young’ and ‘had many moments of weakness’. But that’s all in the past now. If he felt a little ‘weak’, he said he’d go to Omegle’s ‘Video’ tab, not here.

Stranger: nm really xP probably should be doing hw, but whatever
You: also amazed that i havent found a creeper, for once xD
You: you?

Which meant that the stranger’s reply really put him in a good mood. Stranger seemed like a nice person. Call him naïve, but Greg always believed that if a person uses emoticons in chat, that person’s generally a nice guy.

You: i’m actually 40 and fat and bald.
You: i like eating young girls who don’t do their hw.
You: roasting them with honey maple glaze is the best.

Hopefully that wasn’t too far. Sometimes Greg forgets that he’s talking with people who doesn’t know him that well yet to get his humour.

[Gryphon Matsuoka]

Gryphon was good at making people happy - or at least he hoped he was. Making people smile, laugh, cheer up, feel better and such things were all things he revelled in doing, for both his sake and the other person's. They were happy because they had been cheered up, and he was happy because he had done the cheering up. It was a win-win situation.

Stranger: i’m actually 40 and fat and bald.
Stranger: i like eating young girls who don’t do their hw.
Stranger: roasting them with honey maple glaze is the best.

Gryph grimaced at the screen a second, thinking about what to say. Of course, what the other person had said had lost all seriousness as soon as they mentioned cannibalism. Unless... nope, nope, don't think about it.

You: that's a nice image.
You: it's also good i'm not a little girl
You: i dun wanna be roasted xP

He wouldn't be surprised if Oriel attempted to roast him, the number of times he called him 'Turkey-Boy'. But Gryph didn't wanna be roasted to death. That wouldn't be fun. He didn't feel that was a good thing to end on, so he added-

You: you roast girls for a living?

...well, that wasn't weird. Pft.

[Greg Mackenzie]

Greg got a little worried when Stranger’s reply took a bit more than a second. Not that he’s impatient, but from their previous (albeit short) conversation, Stranger seemed to reply pretty fast, just the way the telepath liked it. He hasn’t built any emotional connection to feel utterly distraught if Stranger decided to leave him, but he would be a little disappointed.

Then the replies came. Hoozah. Maybe he wasn’t all that weird after all.

Stranger: that's a nice image.
Stranger: it's also good i'm not a little girl
Stranger: i dun wanna be roasted xP
Stranger: you roast girls for a living?

Stranger seemed a little apprehensive, but Stranger hasn’t told Greg that he should stop being weird yet, so being weird would continue. Thank goodness.

You: u r welcum
You: well little boys pair well with soy sauce
You: when steamed
You: but im out of soy sauce sadly
You: unless of course you’re a robot. i dunno how to cook robots.
You: i do it on the side.

[Gryphon Matsuoka]

This was weirding Gryph out, quite a bit. Not to the point of confronting them about it or telling them to stop, but to the point where he kind of winced and grimaced and went to find some music to take his mind off of it a little. His imagination was running too strong today.

Stranger: u r welcum
Stranger: well little boys pair well with soy sauce
Stranger: when steamed
Stranger: but im out of soy sauce sadly
Stranger: unless of course you’re a robot. i dunno how to cook robots.
Stranger: i do it on the side.

Gryph knew better than to take this guy seriously, because... well, duh. He tried to follow along with the madness.

You: im not a boy
You: im not a robot either
You: im a bird

(Partly true.)

You: but im sure u dont eat eagle
You: doesnt go well with out of stock soy sauce

He felt like he stopped making sense two minutes ago.

[Greg Mackenzie]

Greg’s philosophy in life had been to not take things too seriously. In his experience, too much straight-laced thinking tend to take the life out of things and sometimes even made things harder than they should be. And when it came to anonymous chats over the interwebs, logic and rational thought just go out the window faster than one can say “Hufflepuff”. (Greg’s Harry Potter house, if anyone’s wondering).

Stranger: im not a boy
Stranger: im not a robot either
Stranger: im a bird
Stranger: but im sure u dont eat eagle
Stranger: doesnt go well with out of stock soy sauce

Without even thinking, the boy replied:

You: i've tried cock
You: i liked it raw
You: so i guess u r still not safe
You: muhahahaha

It took half a second for Greg to realize what he just did.

You: oh fuarck!
You: i so did not mean for it to go like that u.u
You: i am not a creep sorry u.u

If Stranger decides to disconnect right about now, Greg won’t be surprised really.

[Greg Mackenzie]

Greg’s philosophy in life had been to not take things too seriously. In his experience, too much straight-laced thinking tend to take the life out of things and sometimes even made things harder than they should be. And when it came to anonymous chats over the interwebs, logic and rational thought just go out the window faster than one can say “Hufflepuff”. (Greg’s Harry Potter house, if anyone’s wondering).

Stranger: im not a boy

Stranger: im not a robot either

Stranger: im a bird

Stranger: but im sure u dont eat eagle

Stranger: doesnt go well with out of stock soy sauce

Without even thinking, the boy replied:

You: i've tried cock

You: i liked it raw

You: so i guess u r still not safe

You: muhahahaha

It took half a second for Greg to realize what he just did.

You: oh fuarck!

You: i so did not mean for it to go like that u.u

You: i am not a creep sorry u.u

If Stranger decides to disconnect right about now, Greg won’t be surprised really.

[Gryphon Matsuoka]

Gryph took things as they came. Some things he would be stern about, and some things he would take with a couple million pinches of salt, but he was neither totally carefree or deadly serious about most things. And he probably should've made the executive decision to definitely not take anything seriously as soon as he opened the webpage for Omegle.

Seriously. What was he expecting?

Stranger: i've tried cock
Stranger: i liked it raw
Stranger: so i guess u r still not safe
Stranger: muhahahaha

Well, not that. He blinked at his screen for a few seconds, and then laughed. This guy was creepy as fuck - the laughter was partially as a result of entertainment, but it was mostly because he was weirded out. Before he could remark with anything calling him out, or disconnect, he saw that they were typing again, and decided to wait.

Stranger: oh fuarck!
Stranger: i so did not mean for it to go like that u.u
Stranger: i am not a creep sorry u.u

He calmed down and looked at their messages, smiling as he replied.

You: u r doin a great job of not bein a creep
You: xP
You: its okay ;P
You: we all have our absolutely desvasteating moments

Gryph paused a moment and then typed again.

You: just to make sure i'm in the clear, you don't live in america, right

Right? Although, the likelihood was that they did. But hah, the internet - they could live in Czech Slovakia for all he knew.

[Greg Mackenzie]

Stranger: u r doin a great job of not bein a creep
Stranger: xP
Stranger: its okay ;P
Stranger: we all have our absolutely desvasteating moments
Stranger: just to make sure i'm in the clear, you don't live in america, right

Greg had to give props to Stanger; had the situation been reversed, he most certainly would’ve disconnected right there and then. That, to be perfectly honest, was a come on, and a very creepy one at that. Maybe he should’ve just napped instead.

You: sarcasm. cute. </3
You: i miss canada, my home and native laaaand. true blah blah blaaaah
You: i'm so bad. three months in the land of barbarians and i've forgotten my national anthem.
You: unless of course u r american then "'MURICAH! OBESITY IS LIFE!"

There’s just really no saving the boy. Sorry Gryph.

[Gryphon Matsuoka]

There were weird people in the world, that was a fact of life. If this guy was or wasn't a creep - that wasn't important. Well, maybe it was. Okay, it was, a bit. Ahh, never mind.

Stranger: sarcasm. cute. </3
Stranger: i miss canada, my home and native laaaand. true blah blah blaaaah
Stranger: i'm so bad. three months in the land of barbarians and i've forgotten my national anthem.
Stranger: unless of course u r american then "'MURICAH! OBESITY IS LIFE!"

Well, this guy was obviously the life of the party. Gryph chuckled again, oh stereotyping. Much amusement.

You: i know i’m cute ;D
You: oh noes, lemme send you a virtual maple leaf
You: i am american, but i’m a cool american
You: 당신이 나를 이해할 수 없다

A quick switch to Korean was always entertaining. Muahahah, try that on for size, Mr. Canadian.