Ask Cee Anything

[Cee Cohen]

I figured I might as well start this just because I was curious how people would respond. This is a chance to ask my character Cee any questions, although he'll get a little lost if it's not related to computers or zombies. So...have at it!

[Vincent Meian]

Professor Cohen,

There was recently an update to the school email system, and I am confused with the new placement of the various "boxes". In addition, my students are receiving error messages whenever they attempt to send me messages, despite having not changed my address (I believe). Perhaps you are able to help me solve these issues.


~V. Meian

[Cee Cohen]

Mr. Meian (Professor Meian?)

Oh, hello! Do you mean email inboxes? They might be typing it wrong or the domain name might've changed. If that's the case then you might have to ask your students to update their contact information. If that's not the case, I would make sure students aren't just messing with you and you don't have a technopath in your class with a grudge.

Let me know if you need more assistance and I will stop by!

Sincerely,
-Cee

[Ferris Macklin]

Mr. Cohen:

I AM DROWNING IN CORDS. HELP ME.

Ferris

[Cee Cohen]

Mr. Macklin,

DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.

I mean, I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable way to remove these cords. But I repeat, do not touch any of the cables until I arrive. I would not want you to hurt yourself.

Not that they're dangerous.

...I'll be over shortly.

-Cee

[Devon Wentsworth]

Dear Mr Cohen.

When I moved over here I had to get rid of a lot of my stuff because it wasn't compatible with US systems, but I'm now working on slowly replacing it. However, I am torn...

Should I get a Playstation and Guitar Hero
OR
Should I get an Xbox and Rock Band?

Help!

~ Devon.

[Cee Cohen]

Hello Devon!

These are not particularly questions I am qualified to answer. Both are excellent systems and I believe, from quick internet research, that you can purchase either game for both systems. From a future gaming standpoint, I would recommend the X-Box as the graphics are superior and it allows for a larger range of games. However, it also comes with costly monthly fees for subscriptions to play with others.

So my answer is this: for less expense in the long term, Playstation. For more options and online play: X-Box. As for games, I highly recommend Rock Band if you often play with others. Guitar Hero tends to be a more solo game.

[Erik Stewart]

Professor,

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

[Cee Cohen]

Erik,

No. I'm currently monetarily challenged.

[Stefan Spencer]

Hey There Good-Looking -

So I'm sitting here drinkin with Sebastian and I'm certain there is someone...or something trying to scratch through my wall and get me...and perhaps munch on my fleshy bits. Should I be concerned?

Just wondering...Maybe you should come protect me. Bring a shotgun...and some more to drink.

[Deleted]

Hey Mr. Cohen,

Why do people like zombies? I don't get it, they are boring and they are not even scary. Seriously, where do people get the idea that they eat brains?....Voodoo people make zombies so they can control people to do what they want...or something like that. Anyway, I see no way of zombies being satisfied with eating brains or the fact that these zombies are interesting.

[Cee Cohen]

Aug 14, 2013 20:51:40 GMT -5 Stefan Spencer said:

Hey There Good-Looking -

So I'm sitting here drinkin with Sebastian and I'm certain there is someone...or something trying to scratch through my wall and get me...and perhaps munch on my fleshy bits. Should I be concerned?

Just wondering...Maybe you should come protect me. Bring a shotgun...and some more to drink.

Stefan,

Stay there, bar the doors, I will be RIGHT over.

Um, but I am just informing you that I don't have any alcohol. Or a shotgun. Be warned in advance.

Be there soon!

[Cee Cohen]

Oct 10, 2013 13:02:08 GMT -5 @dawn said:

Hey Mr. Cohen,

Why do people like zombies? I don't get it, they are boring and they are not even scary. Seriously, where do people get the idea that they eat brains?....Voodoo people make zombies so they can control people to do what they want...or something like that. Anyway, I see no way of zombies being satisfied with eating brains or the fact that these zombies are interesting.

Hi Dawn!

Um, I believe we have some miscommunication. I believe people enjoy watching zombie movies--well, there are theories about that. Some hypothesize that zombie movies are becoming popular because technology has turned us into zombies and so these films act as symbolism. Others emphasize that it shows the lack of control we have in our lives. Still others believe this is another sexualization of the zombie, as was done with the vampire.

I, however, believe it is the government's attempt to have us adjust to the idea of zombies before they reveal that they are real and they are rapidly losing control over the situation.

Also, it is my personal belief that zombification is caused by an illness and not by voodoo. But it's an interesting theory! Come by my office if you want to discuss it.

-Mr. Cohen

[Rebecca Dewitt]

Mr. Cohen,

Would you like to stop by the Home Ec class for cookies?

[Mike Batista]

Cee,

What sort of computer set up would you recommend for Gestalts?

Mike