Peanut's Nook

[Greg Mackenzie]

Gregory James Mackenzie

Arcs

The Chihuahua. Ashley Engel. Pint-sized telepath with attitude for days. How this girl survived high school until now is beyond me.

The Injured Puppy. Demetrius Wolfbane. All bark, no bite. Like really. I'd say would've been cute had it not been for his attitude, but his attempts at being tough actually make him rather adorbs.

My Sister from Another Mother. Georgina Speer. I'd say this British spazz get's me better than I get myself. And I never understood myself.

Cady Heron. Marnie Sullivan. From zero to hero really, and I say that without malice. So sad I only had a small part in her ascent to goddess-hood though.

OITNB. Orange is the New Black. Lani Hunter. Telekinetic thief who has enough attitude to drive anyone nuts.

2014

January

Time Warp: Conceal, don't feel.
Lady came in my hotel room a few days after that incident in the game and told me she’s taking me somewhere in Vermont. My parents trust her, and Randolf seemed infatuated, but I don’t trust her. She’s pretty. Too pretty.
DROPPED

I Know Kung-Fu
Was walking around the halls when I saw this cute little Asian kid almost injure himself while doing some martial arts thing. Thank goodness he didn’t hurt himself. Did I mention he seemed pretty adorable?
Damn. Yellow fever really is a thing.
DROPPED

Slapstick Comedy
Second day in and I’m already throwing soup to random strangers. Lovely.
DROPPED

I’m so done.
I’m quite the expert on first impressions. Doubt it? Just ask my roommates.
DROPPED

The cold never bothered me anyway.
Who the hell does Shakespeare anymore anyway?
DROPPED

Just watching the hours tick by...
Fucking nightmares...
DROPPED

Proper Education.
‘Mean Girls’ is not just a movie. It is a way of life.
DROPPED

Balls, balls and more balls.
So I get competitive. When did that become a bad thing?
DROPPED

February

Get in loser. We're going shopping.
There's a Valentine's Day dance happening in the LGBT centre and I need to look my best. Heaven knows I have nothing to wear.
DROPPED

Lovey Dovey V'Day Dance
These little a-holes better shut their pie holes and stop criticizing my work k. It took forever to get those balloons right.
DROPPED

May

Hello Complete Stranger
Omegle adventures for the win.
ONGOING

Lakeside
Ran around the lake a few times to clear my head. I should've brought a few things though, namely my phone and a water bottle. I am like dying.
DROPPED

It's going down. I'm yelling TINDEEEEEER!
I finally got around using Tinder. And it was glorious. Or it was, until this girl went blind cause I supposedly used my telepathy on her. Debbie downer to the max if you ask me.
COMPLETED

Endless Wire || OITNB
I can't believe the nerve of this guy. Stealing and blatantly denying it to my face. He would've been cute but no.
COMPLETED

Lord of the Tall: Fellowship of Heights || The Chihuahua
Talk about rude! This little imp is cute but is in dire need of a total attitude check.
COMPLETED

Is That My Underwear?
Empty laundry room = dance party!
COMPLETED

A Little Party Never Killed Nobody || The Chihuahua, Cady Heron
House party on school grounds, not a bad idea right? Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
DROPPED

Series of Unfortunate Events: Barcodes || Site Event
You can always read in the dark. Plus, I think the anti-theft machines are broken. Public Service Announcement: Stealing is wrong. Do not steal.
ONGOING

Series of Unfortunate Events: A Night of Terror || Site Event, Sister from Another Mother
Ooh. Ghost stories. And omg a hottie!
ONGOING

Ask About The Lion
Temper tantrums on artsy-fartsy kids. Should've expected that one.
DROPPED

Prepare For Trouble. And Make It Double.
I'm so going to miss Ms. Vasiliev and her freshly-baked cookies every training session. My new trainer's totes eyecandy though, so there's that.
ONGOING

Disrupting the Status Quo || The Injured Puppy
And I thought I made bad first impressions.
COMPLETED

Kill It With Fire
Why did we have to dissect frogs? Why can't it be, I don't know, fish? Or mice?
DROPPED

Is Butter a Carb? || My Sister from Another Mother
Nothing like shooting ten year-olds and telling them I slept with their mom last night to make me feel oh-so-much better about themselves.
ONGOING

Hockey Night in Canada
Oh Canada, our home and native land...
DROPPED

June

LGBT Youth Prom 2014
Oooh Prom! Fun times. Maybe.
ONGOING

I'm a Libra. I'm guessing you're Gemini? Pisces?
Hopefully I'll finally get a win with these Gestalts. Hopefully.
ONGOING

Money On My Mind
Ugh. Secrets. I hate them.
ONGOING

Domesticated? Never.
How the hell am I supposed to make a four-course meal when I could barely boil water?
ONGOING

Gotta Get Out
Of course this would happen on the first day I'd take my penny board out.
COMPLETED

Series of Unfortunate Events: You Go, Glen Coco || Site Event, The Injured Puppy
Being sick sucks. I want my mommy.
ONGOING

For No Reason || The Injured Puppy
Don't you just love roomies who wake you up in the middle of the night just 'cause?
COMPLETED

Midnight Memories || The Injured Puppy
Sequel to For No Reason. I heard rumours that Dem got beat up. God that boy.
COMPLETED

Series of Unfortunate Events: I Hate Everything || Site Event, OITNB
Suicide does not work well with your eyes, just saying.
ONGOING

They only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5?! || Cady Heron
Retail therapy and gossip are like orange juice and chocolate cereal - they go so well together.
ONGOING

A leash would be nice.
Dog steals my tank top and leads me to two cute boys. Talk about a sitcom premise.
ONGOING

Not In That Way || The Injured Puppy
So I might be shitting on where I eat. Fingers crossed this won't happen.
ONGOING

Oblivious.
Oh hi there. I'm available.
ONGOING

Ball Busting
Of all the days and of all the people, it had to be you at this time. Like really now. Thank you karma.
ONGOING

July

Oh Canada...
...I just want some poutine.
ONGOING

Scooby dooby doo?
Poor dog broke its ankle. Can I keep it?
ONGOING

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