Bulletin Board: Petition for GSA [Open!]

[Mary Savage]

Pinned to the bulletin board in the student lounge is a flyer on bright green paper. Why bright green? Because it draws attention to itself, just like its author likes to do. Below the flyer is a small box with a slit in the top and a bunch of half sheets of paper with slots to fill out. They include name, grade, age, and reason why the club should be created.

The flyer reads:

Hello Kids!

So, even though most of you probably have no clue who I am, you've probably seen me around. I'm Savvy, that crazy maintenance lady with the hair. Yeah, I've heard you talking, that's how you always describe me. Anyway, I'm wanting to start a club. A brand new club, one that has never been seen at Hammel before. This club would be...

The Gay Straight Alliance!

So, if you are interested in having an awesome new club where you can be yourself and help other people, please fill out one of the forms! I promise it will be fun. I also promise there will be pizza. DO IT!

-Savage, your favorite crazy maintenance lady.

[Antosha Vikenti]

Antosha was wandering aimlessly- something he did rather often. When lo-and-behold a new flier! So of course as every teenage boy he set out to defile it, a black marker in hand. Don't ask why he had a marker, even he wouldn't know. Wait. Stop.. Gay club..? This interested him. Ant loved gay things. Mostly because he was one. And hell even if it was just him and Savvy ((The chick from the courtyard dance- though that was vague and disoriented)) Ant was sure as hell going to join. SO he picked up a form and started filing it out:

Name: ANTOSHA VIKENTI
Age: 20
OTHER: RAINBOW SHIT

...The rest didn't matter so he left it blank, for the most part and stopped long enough to scribble helpfully along the wall before walking on. Well dancing along because he couldn't help but to jam along to some soundless song. In his head. It made him seem very Ant like.
"NEXT VICTIM PLEASE!"

[JD Paerson]

JD had spotted the flier previously when visiting the lounge but hadn't done anything so long as anyone else was around. When he passed by and the room was empty, though, he stuck his head in the door and looked back at the flier.

With quick steps he walked over to the sign and read it, something he hadn't previously done other than reading the incredibly large print. He smirked at the sign, then looked at the petition. Not too many takers. So far.

He was about to leave when he imagined his dad standing there, what he would say about the sign and about the kind of people who created groups like this. And for children, too. Why should children even be thinking about their sexuality, since they're just kids.

And so, out of spite more than anything else, JD grabbed a card and began entering actually correct information.

Name: Jonah D. Paerson
Age: Seventeen
Reason for Club: To assert our constitutional right to freedom of speech and prepare ourselves for a changing world

That sounded properly legal. With a mental "take that and shove it" to the army, he stuffed the paper deep into the envelope and zoomed out the door.