Old Woman Driving

[Charlie Bernstein]

Ladies and Gentlemen! Allow me to present to you the woman behind Joshua Bernstein, his one, his only:

Mama B!

Now Mama B has been in Vermont just as long as Josh, but hasn't left the "home" very often, except to get her hair done. You see, Charlotte considers herself a pillar of the trend-setting community. Always has, always will. She knows her color wheel by heart and won't hesitate to help other women find theirs, to best showcase their natural beauty. And in spite of her failing eyesight, Mama B still puts on a nearly perfect face with cosmetics. Years of practice, she could probably do it completely blind.

That being said, she shops when she can, but drives like a... well, Little old lady from Pasadena. So maybe she's almost run you over, parked poorly next to your vehicle effectively blocking you in, or some other such situation.

ALSO! Because Sean has been a part of Josh's life for so long and he is forever known as that nice young man she might be found wandering around the Hammel Grounds mistaking any tall person for Sean if she doesn't have her glasses. Which she usually won't.

Now this can either lead to being friends!, enemies!, or just that woman you tolerate because she's old but she seems to loooooooove you!, it's totally up to you!

Let the idea's flow!

[Dr. Sean Neville]

Dibs.

[Dr. Sean Neville]

Adding to my dibs in the interest of being productive, I want to do a Chanukah thread.

[Riley Adams]

I'm quite sad that Riley wasn't mentioned >.<

But Riley is tots gonna be hanging around Charlie quite a bit and already knows more about Boopkie Beah than he ever wanted to know >.<

[Joshua Bernstein]

First, Josh is super excited about having his mother around!

Second, this goes without saying, but I shall say it regardless:

Josh and his mother. There must be threading. And she must tell horrible stories about him to all his friends.

[Charlie Bernstein]

Of COURSE Mama B hasn't forgotten about Riley, how could she? That nice young gardener is always willing to listen to her rantings and ravings and ridiculous tales. He makes the flowers outside her window especially beautiful because she is, after all, Mama B.

There will be threading of that nature I am sure!

Chanukah thread it is for Sean, and Josh both, and all of their little friends because Mama B would never pass up the opportunity to embarrass spend time with her son after going to Synagogue.

[Ingrid Barnes]

I would like to see her somewhere around Ingrid, if only for the fact I like pitting Ingrid against other elderly ladies. I think they'd either get along fantastically or would become bitter enemies (she clashes when people have differing opinions than her). And Ingrid would not know what to do with someone who is older and has more life experience then her, she's so used to being the 'wisest' in every argument.

[Jared Park]

Seems to me Mama B's been the magnet of the elderly lately. Mind if a teenager barged in to join the party?^^.

Jared would like to meet with MamaB in the future. He stayed with his grandparents for around 7 or so years, and somehow prides himself with being able to connect with the old and the senile. I'm thinking Jared could have volunteered or simply visited the home and somehow made a connection with her or something. Haha. ^^. In any case, it think it would just be lovely. :3.

Yey! :3.