The Pointers Game - Tinies Edition

[Clement Evans]

Another game for Hammel's Tinies!

The pointer game has many names, but the gist is this - every entry includes this format"

^ comment on the person above
< comment on yourself
v speculative comment on the person who might post below

An example, starring Clement, Tomer, and Oth:

Clement:
--- there is no one above
< who thinks up these games? I don't wanna talk about myself.
v someone who's less lame than I am

Tomer:
^ I am both figuratively and literally not less lame than you are
< but I do have an awesome bunny and that helps
v ...likes bunnies too?

Oth:
^ never really been around any
< wouldn't mind a dog
v wants a pet?

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So! Now we go for realsies. Here, I'll start.

^ Hammel's okay but Vermont sucks.
< my trainer is too tall
v hates snow too?

[Walther Ebersbacher]

^ I rather like it.
< Has a funny accent
v But doesn't mind it?

[Oth Gillis]

^ accents are cool
< doesn't have one, at least to other Americans
v wouldn't mind having a Brit one?

[Andreas Ivaring]

^ Eh. I think they're overrated.
< Wish I had more of a Norwegian accent, like Grandpa, though.
v Thinks Vikings are cool.

[Harmony Muller-Barton]

^ Vikings? You mean those idiots with horns on their heads?
< Way cooler than vikings.
v Probably way lamer than vikings.

[Andreas Ivaring]

^ Pssh, yeah, nobody could be as cool as vikings. (And they didn't have horns on their helmets, read a book, Harmony!)

< Can't stand people who just subscribe to those myths.

v Likes history?

[Tomer Berelowitz]

^ the ancient Arabic races were also cool. They invented zero.

< I do like history!

v has a preferred Starburst flavor?

[Chandler Stafford]

^ Mm... The orange ones.

< Though I'm much more of a dark chocolate lad.

v Doesn't care for sweets?

[Deleted]

^ Bet he ages to look 10 times worse than he is now

< Sweets are alright. Tempy likes them though. The more fattening, the better.

v Has smoked before because they thought it was cool?

[Beatrice Booker]

^ i bet you badass bitches have
< I've never smoked. Rowan would kill me
v isn't wearing clean socks you filthy animal

[Chandler Stafford]

^ I'd never wear dirty socks.
< I mean, that's absolutely disgusting. Clean clothes are everything.
v Is a kind person.

[Deleted]

^ Seems nice
< It's not hard to be kind
v Has food?

[Walther Ebersbacher]

^ Nao! <3

< I do have food, would you like some?

v Issss a girl?

[Tomer Berelowitz]

^ Clover thinks you're awesome.

< has been accused of being a girl many times despite evidence to the contrary

v has never had to prove your gender with doctor's notes

[Deleted]

^ Poor kid deserving of our sympathy. Or not.

< We have always looked like girls. Though Tempy is a tomboy

v Likes anime?