Characters Say the Darndest Things

[Vincent Verax]

Okay so basically this is an In-Character version of the cbox quotes. We all have characters that say ridiculous crap, so here's a place to immortalize it all!

I shall start this all off with a quote from my favorite soon-to-be-ex teacher.

“I promise… You did not rape me last night.” - Brendan James

[Danicca Waylan]

"Guess what, Charmander? 'm fuckin SPIDERMAN!" -- Vincent Verax

"Sadly, I don't look half as good as you did while doing it. I look twice as good." -- Rhett Goddard

There will be plenty more, trust me. |D

[Vincent Verax]

"Lemme just safely say, congratulations. You've probably managed to get more dick than me." - Ella Tate

Nope, I still think you're on the top of this list, Ella darling.

[Stefan Spencer]

“Right, I’m seducing you into my backyard.” - Jaythen to Ricio

"Do I want to know where said pain in your knees is coming from?” - Greg to Sean

[Dr. Sean Neville]

"My God, that asshole is such a dickwad." - Haley Shapiro. She is so very eloquent.

[Dr. Sean Neville]

Today's scientific observation is brought to you by Cameron Osiris:

"Gumballs are smaller than doughnuts."

[Dr. Sean Neville]

This is Ben Rhodes's reaction to Cobalt shaving his moustache:

"What's...what happened to your face?"

[Vincent Meian]

Aiden Harris: "Do meta prostitutes get paid more or less?"


...I just... Well... um... I think this is the first time ever that both Vincent M. and I have been rendered speechless at the same time. xD

[Peyton Turner]

I know I wrote it, but I still love it.

"This tutoring session is entirely unnecessary, just so you know: I'm a biology genus. If you give me your digits now, later I can phylum."
- Peyton Turner

[Savvy Bishop]

"You smell like puberty and it's making me sick."
- Claudia Bishop

[Devon Wentsworth]

Because I think this thread should definitely have a lot more love.

"He went missing in the line of duty. He's another cleric, a follower of Ilmater and he --- is that a giant badger?"

~ AU Cleric!Josh, asking the important questions in life.

[Danny Cohen]

...Guys. These little golden nuggets are what we miss when we let Sam Rixon graduate:

“I’m sorry Batman! I’ll never ever drink again and I’m sorry I called you and I brought you presents!”