Plots we want to see

[Joshua Bernstein]

I have nothing better to do than think about Hammel characters I don't write interacting with other Hammel characters I don't write. So here are plots/threads I would be entertained by, as someone who doesn't write any of these characters and thus doesn't actually necessarily know what would be possible or likely:

Calvin Brewer, Percie Hobbes and Rhea Hartman having to deal with a case together. Bonus points if this case involves any of the following students: Oriel, Kodiak, Erik, Sam, Phoenix, Benji, Brooke, or Harmony

Harmony and Colton because lolololololol (sorry Colton)

Lizzie Lovental going to her chemistry class with new teacher Harve, stuck in camouflage and worried that he'll judge her. Fortunately for her, he can't tell.

[Connor Anderson]

*waves hands* Because we made an agreement that you will now plot for other people and I get to plot for YOU...

- Josh meets a unicorn

- Josh visits the moon

... And on a slightly more serious, and slightly cheating note...

- Sam decides that being arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct is discrimination, and as such wants Josh to represent him (and to NOT TELL COBALT because as his boss he probably has the right to kill him or something)

I love you. :3

[Stefan Spencer]

I shall be spamming this more later, but for now...

I want to see Sean/Josh have another large party that lasts all night, even if they don't intend it to last that long.

I want Cameron and Mathis to get caught, not doing anything really intense perhaps just sitting in bed watching a movie together or something.

I want Calvin to have one really long day where he ends up having to lecture/arrest several Hammel students all in one day.

I want Kai and Zach to get back together, but only so Kai can get stung by another bee on their first date.

I want Josef and Damien to have another date gone wrong night...with one of them ending up in the hospital.

[Lukas Miles]

-I just want to see Sean and Stefan (and Josh) all have a night of "fun" together.... Preferably with drinking by all parties mentioned. ((Please? Maybe a timewarp of college times?))

-I'd like to see Stefan fall in love.... With some little 18 year old. Not picky who, though, preferably male.

((All I wanna see for now...))

OH WAIT!

-Kodi and Gryph to break up..

-Oriel to get tied to a flagpole with the leash he used on Phen. Preferably naked. High on pixie dust so he doesn't realize what's going on. Someone should take pictures.

-I'd like to see Thane burn down part of Hammel.

-Seriously, though, number one.

[Lizzie Lovental]

I am up to this chemistry thread

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I'd like to see...

-Lizzy and Evony need to have a klepto war

-Demetrius breaks an arm and a leg and has to be forced to see the nurse

-Benji finally gets a girl who falls for his lines and gets her into his room, but he doesn't know what to do next.


I'll have more eventually.

[Clement Evans]

- Sean and Josh get another foster kid. That's always so sweet.

- Simon and Saul get like, competing foster kids.

- This will likely not happen (or... maybe, depends on how bored he gets), Ferris opening up a lemonade stand (and since this is Ferris, a really awesome homemade lemonade stand) during the summer just for a laugh.

- I want to see the bad kids being good and the good kids being bad.

- Cee frantically calling all the wrong people for parenting advice.

- A Hammel staff vs Pilot Ridge locals baseball game. Sean is ump, no powers, the prize is not being the ones who have to find Stefan and drive him home.

- Resurrection of the Gay Men's Club with all the new chars.

- Chase Campbell goes in to a salon or someplace for a hair treatment because he's paranoid he's thinning and the treatment gives him a bald spot. A large, obvious bald spot he cannot hide. And then everyone sees him. For reasons. You're welcome, Mads.

- Devon is such a turd that Cade actually comes over here.

- Another for the list of not happening but that I want. Josh babysits Tomer's bunny for part of August when he goes home and Mopsy has Clover's bbys.

- Abe Milton anonymously sends Ferris a thousand jars.

- A variety of Hammel's bad boys/bad girls are taken in by the cops (see a theme here?) and put in a holding cell and then forgotten for the evening.

- Snowmageddon. Pilot Ridge gets six feet of snow in 24 hours.

- Dormplosion. One of the dorms breaks in such a way that it becomes unlivable and the inhabitants must find willing townspeople to bunk with till it's fixed.

- Sean and Josh are out at sea in Sean's boat and it loses power. They may or may not descend into piracy.

- All of the able-bodied men in Pilot Ridge celebrate No Shave November.

- Various students participate in a half-NaNoWriMo. There is slash fanfic everywhere.

[Dr. Sean Neville]

I want the students to put together an underground comic book about Hammel students and/or staff as superheroes. I would also like an underground fanfiction zine. Both of these would need to be on pen and paper or Word documents, since Hammel technopaths would wipe them from the Internet.

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Benji goes to the movie theater with a amall group of people and the movie happens to have all of their PBs cast in it and he starts freaking out. Nobody believes him and when he starts pointing out the similarities they can't see it. "But we don't look anything alike!"